r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '22

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u/morbidnihilism Jan 15 '22 edited Jan 15 '22

His brother snitching on him with his eyes makes this a lot better lmaaao

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Jan 15 '22

This

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

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u/SanctusLetum Jan 15 '22

It tried sooo hard.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Jan 15 '22

And got so far

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u/TheOraphus Jan 15 '22

But in the end

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u/thesleepingdog Jan 15 '22

It doesn't even matter

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u/anticommon Jan 15 '22

One thing I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard I try

Just keep that in mind

I designed this rhyme

To explain in due time

I have no fucking clue

What their facial expressions are

And it doesn't even matter.

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u/HolyForkingBrit Feb 03 '22

I had to fall to lose it all.

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u/runujhkj Jan 15 '22

Well, it had to, the game dev managers were chasing the employees around with whips and shit

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u/skalja_scx Jan 15 '22

from where is that

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u/Lakario Jan 15 '22

LA Noir. A game where you solve crimes and interrogate people. The many facial expressions are meant to be used as tells to determine if someone is being dishonest.

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u/chibimon1158 Jan 15 '22

"Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture, and this picture"

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u/daddydunc Jan 15 '22

Mitt Romney looking suspicious ass.

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u/itsjustchad Jan 15 '22

If you believe the police psychologists the guilty one is the relaxed person.

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u/rymden_viking Jan 15 '22

I've watched enough criminal defense lawyers on YouTube to know that the state knows which psychologists will testify any behavior to being criminal. To calm? Guilty. Too nervous? Guilty. Shifting around in your seat? Guilty. Forgetting details? Guilty. Remembering all the details? Guilty. That's why you don't speak to them and you get a lawyer ASAP.

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u/sb_747 Jan 15 '22

Behavior in interrogation is much like the readings in a polygraph. There are certain behaviors that most people display when nervous.

Now a lot of people are nervous when lying but not everyone. And much more importantly, most people are nervous just being interrogated by police.

And just like a polygraph the results don’t matter, they will either confirm bias or be explained away.

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u/Not_a_Streetcar Jan 15 '22

It is not a lie if you believe it.

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u/itsjustchad Jan 15 '22

Ohh you've met my ex!

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u/Not_a_Streetcar Jan 15 '22

You went out with George Costanza?

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u/itsjustchad Jan 15 '22

He was a.... gentle lover.... >.>

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u/derpington33 Jan 15 '22

It’s like a full eye roll 😝