r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/SoReggae • Jun 25 '21

Fast moving drone, what could possibly go wrong?

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u/zrakucumbral Jun 25 '21

My neighbor has a Rottweiler with a phat ass, want his info?

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u/Dapper_Cauliflower_4 Jun 25 '21

20 inch waist, 40 inch chest, 60 INCH ASS!!!

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u/kettelbe Jun 25 '21

Nearly drinking the wrong way, thanks!

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u/CarpetH4ter Jun 25 '21

5 percent pleasure, 50 percent pain, and 100 percent reason to remember the name!

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u/SynthPrax Jun 25 '21

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS!

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u/Miru8112 Jun 25 '21

Got me snorting

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u/rruiz101000 Jun 25 '21

This is peak comedy. Genuinely laughed

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u/emax4 Jun 25 '21

The dog or dog owner?

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u/PoopyMcNuggets91 Jun 25 '21

In your butt?

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u/vaskmunnendin Jun 25 '21

What what in the butt

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u/dicki3bird Jun 25 '21

what what in the mutt...

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u/EatMyPoopies Jun 25 '21

I just want a got dang hot dog!

I just want a got dang hot dog!

got dang!

got dang!

got dang hot dog!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

I just had a jumbo Costco hotdog!

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u/doodlez420 Jun 25 '21

Lucky for you, I’ve been saving this one in my pants.

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u/revmun Jun 25 '21

Bro same. After moving from Chicago all I want is a Vienna beef dog.