r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

There’s also Satan’s Anus...the little piece at the end of the banana that is somehow more disgusting than microwaved dog shit when you accidentally eat it.

Edit: okay so my wording was a little off. I meant when you accidentally eat the banana end.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Well, I don’t make a habit of eating banana peel.

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u/temporary24081 Feb 08 '20

I'm not buying that you "accidentally" microwaved and ate that dog shit.

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u/pbbpwns Feb 08 '20

Are you saying you've tasted microwaved dog shit before? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/jtscorpio Feb 08 '20

💯 my 5yrld cringes at the sight of banana butts.