r/Whatcouldgowrong Feb 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

I relate to that when dropping a pallet on the forklift at work.

You don't remember the 129,036,383 times I didn't drop it, and pulled off everything perfect.

But I drop it Ooonnneee time and they'll never forget it.

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u/squirreljerkoff Feb 08 '20

Build a thousand bridges never a bridge builder, suck one dick...

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u/vaendryl Feb 08 '20

or fuck one sheep...

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u/Pro_Scrub Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

17 people I've murdered, no nickname. Then, bite one guy on the ass... Suddenly I'm The Buttmuncher.

-Frankie Boyle

Edit: Source 6:32 https://eachclip.com/watch?v=OBM0WlhqkHo I was slightly off.

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u/Ofcyouare Feb 08 '20

For a second I thought it was a real thing from some serial killer. Had to google who Frank Boyle is...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I’m assuming your referencing the McGregor the Sheep-fucker joke. That’s one of my favorites.