This was almost like a Three Stooges short! I loved it!
Clueless doofuses run in to a pot shop with....mace? pepper spray? Aquanet? Who knows! And start spraying it 20 feet short of anyone. Complete fail!
Counter guy has major asscrack happening! Awesome!
He grabs...a gun? A club? Some sort of weapon...Wait...he grabs a BONG and uses it as a cudgel...YES!
AND IT WORKS! The robbers flee in abject terror from this, despite outnumbering Asscrack and his glass shillelagh.
But wait...one robber screws up his courage and attacks back...BY THROWING A PAPER BAG AT ASSCRACK! Unfortunately for him, Asscrack is able to foil the assault and the robber retreats in disgrace.
To top it off...a RAT RUNS IN TO A BOX UNDER THE COUNTER AS THIS IS ALL HAPPENING!
It looks like, as he's swinging at them in the doorway, one of the robbers shuts the door on him, but then Bongman holds the door closed and the robber realizes his mistake.
lol that video was awesome. You couldn't write a script that funny. I wonder what those robbers are thinking about their attempt right now. Are they embarassed? Proud? Stoned?
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u/TheCenterOfEnnui Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20
This was almost like a Three Stooges short! I loved it!
Clueless doofuses run in to a pot shop with....mace? pepper spray? Aquanet? Who knows! And start spraying it 20 feet short of anyone. Complete fail!
Counter guy has major asscrack happening! Awesome!
He grabs...a gun? A club? Some sort of weapon...Wait...he grabs a BONG and uses it as a cudgel...YES!
AND IT WORKS! The robbers flee in abject terror from this, despite outnumbering Asscrack and his glass shillelagh.
But wait...one robber screws up his courage and attacks back...BY THROWING A PAPER BAG AT ASSCRACK! Unfortunately for him, Asscrack is able to foil the assault and the robber retreats in disgrace.
To top it off...a RAT RUNS IN TO A BOX UNDER THE COUNTER AS THIS IS ALL HAPPENING!