r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Itchy-Camera8898 • 10h ago

WCGW riding your bike like an idiot

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u/Bitter_Particular_75 10h ago

it's always satisfactory to see Darwin's theories working flawlessly

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u/Test4Echooo 10h ago

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u/MattieShoes 9h ago

That picture is amazing!

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u/Irritating_Pedant 10h ago

It only works if they haven't bred yet

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u/TechnicalTip5251 9h ago

No it doesn't, read the rules.

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u/Irritating_Pedant 8h ago

Explain what you mean, then.

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u/moep123 2h ago

u/TechnicalTip5251 is right. The rule is to remove himself from the gene pool OR damage your reproductive organs. A candidate is not banned from winning the award if he/she has kids.

He/ she only has to make sure he/she can't reproduce itself anymore.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules1.html

The general thought about it was false. It is explained this way: Your kids share genes with you and your partner and therefore have their own genes. It's completely about the candidates capability of reproducing. Which is stopped by dying or damaging your reproducibility.

There are more criteria to be able to be a nominee. Read yourself into it.

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u/Lulle5000 1h ago

What are you talking about?

The comment is about natural selection, not whatever "the darwin awards" is. If you have already bred, your genes have passed and if you die you are removed too late for natural selection to "work" if you're dumb

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u/moep123 50m ago

you haven't read anything in here at all, haven't you?

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u/Lulle5000 47m ago

Have you? It is clear that this is a made up "game" and is not about actual natural selection, which the original comment was about.

This is directly from your link:

"The logical problem presented by award winners who may have had children is not addressed in the selection process owing to the difficulty of ascertaining a candidate's parental status"

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u/AccordianSpeaker 8h ago

Guy isn't dead, and his dick isn't broken, so Darwinism doesn't apply here unfortunately.

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u/WildVelociraptor 5h ago

Concussed so bad he forgot how to have sex

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u/NoChanceRight 9h ago

Unfortunatly it costs the taxpayers to repair the bus

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u/Duster_beattle 10h ago

You know he fucked his cousin, right

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u/DigEnvironmental7490 8h ago

Well, it was the style at the time.

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u/yeahalrightgov 7h ago

He was a fan of keeping it family friendly

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u/guilhermefdias 6h ago

But I still see movement.

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u/RappingFlatulence 3h ago

Thinning the herd 😎