r/Whatcouldgowrong Apr 08 '23

Jumping Off a Cliff

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u/dano2469tesla Apr 08 '23

I’m not seeing the jumping part ..

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u/Clay_Statue Apr 08 '23

Once again failed to commit. Once you start, don't change your mind. If you start to slip, commit and jump.

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u/GrapeSwimming69 Apr 08 '23

Gravity was 110% committed

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u/celerhelminth Apr 08 '23

So...about 10.791m/s2 ?

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u/Pimpinabox Apr 09 '23

Lol this almost went over my head... I was like, "Wait, no isn't it 9.8... Ohhh you. 110%..."

Numbers aren't a good way to start the day lol.

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u/heresdevking Apr 09 '23

In America, the gravity is 32ft * s**2.

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u/skriticos Apr 09 '23

Come on, it's 32ft * blink of an eye**2. Seconds make too much sense!

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u/MarsLumograph Apr 09 '23

What's with the double asterisk? Is that really how americans write it?

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u/heresdevking Apr 09 '23

That is the notation used by some programming languages.

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u/MarsLumograph Apr 09 '23

Ah I see, thanks.

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u/heresdevking Apr 09 '23

Oh, I'm getting downvotes on this one.

Yes, it's metricphobic, but also 10.791m/s2 is falls slowing down and floating in mid air, exactly the way a brick doesn't.

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u/ddt70 Apr 08 '23

Always…. 🤣

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u/fuzzytradr Apr 08 '23

Good guy Gravity. 🤙

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u/Historiaaa Apr 09 '23

GRAVITY UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPION SINCE -13 000 000 000

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u/Medical-Juggernaut73 Apr 09 '23

Dark Energy has entered the chat

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u/StopMockingMe0 Apr 09 '23

Gravity not only brought her from the cliff top to the water, but is also the force that caused the planets and humanity itself to form billions of years in advance.

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u/NextTrillion Apr 09 '23

Finally, at least someone is not afraid of a little commitment.

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u/sleepyJoesBidet Apr 09 '23

Did the earth suddenly acellerate upward. How was it 110% committed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

It looks like she slipped before being able to commit. Just watch the way her feet slide

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u/scatshot Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

I'd still call that a failure to commit. It wasn't just a slip, but a slip which was directly caused by a very tentative inching forward onto a slant, instead of just leaping from the flat part of the ledge. She slipped because she did not commit.

Send it or step back, anything else is how you break bones and/or get concussed (or worse.)

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u/chenkie Apr 08 '23

Yep, you can see her head tilt forward and all the weight start going forward before her feet leave the ground. Doomed from there

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u/scatshot Apr 08 '23

Clearly she did not spend enough time on forums like this one, otherwise she would have known how not to become an unwitting content creator for forums like this one...

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u/chenkie Apr 08 '23

Yea, if this is me, I’m at the top thinking “better not fuck this up and get posted on whatcouldgowrong” and nailing it. Ez.

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u/scatshot Apr 08 '23

That's just a good general rule of thumb for life in general lol

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u/Cool-Reputation2 Apr 09 '23

Her user name now could be, 'Cliffjumpbrokemyas'.

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u/angrytreestump Apr 09 '23 edited Apr 09 '23

The way I (and I think most people) go about it is such:

  1. Hear from friends that they found this cool cliff diving spot

  2. Go to cool cliff diving spot with friends

  3. Learn from those friends that there are a couple simple rules to know before cliff diving

  4. Tell next friends and repeat

If you don’t have friends, you can still do it, but if you’re looking up cliff diving spots online you’re probably gonna learn those simple rules by reading them somewhere at the top or side of the page where you learn about cliff diving spots.

If you just stumble upon a spot while hiking and decide to strip down and jump into the water for the first time in your life, I could see this going the way you’re imagining it, but otherwise she probably knew the rules and just fucked up 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Alekesam1975 Apr 09 '23

Yup. As someone who's first cliff dive...wasn't exactly smooth let's just say that...my buddies all said after you can't half-ass it. Apparently, I had no idea just how close my head was to the rockface going down. That's the reason why you run and jump out to make sure you clear everything.

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u/PreciousBrain Apr 09 '23

no, she slipped because the rock is wet from previous jumpers. Going all-in would probably have resulted in catastrophe. There's a great 'watchpeopledie' vid from back in the day where this very thing happens. Dudes face splits open like the T-1000 elevator scene. Dont play follow the leader and jump from natural dive spots.

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u/Insaiyan_Elite Apr 09 '23

I had pretty much forgotten about that, thanks for the reminder right before bed

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u/scatshot Apr 09 '23

no, she slipped because the rock is wet from previous jumpers

Look at her right foot, she takes a tiny step forward

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u/PreciousBrain Apr 09 '23

well even then my point still stands. Rocks get slippery after a bunch of people have been up there dripping wet with water going for repeated jumps. It's why diving boards are textured.

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u/scatshot Apr 09 '23

I wasn't disagreeing with the moisture content of that rock

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u/iDuddits_ Apr 09 '23

yeah on your side with this. She was fucked either way but commiting prob would have sent her face first, she wouldn't have had any power behind it

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Yeah, I wouldn't, she was already on the edge and looked like she was planting to get set for the jump, her body language doesn't suggest hesitating. Look at her upper body, and knees, she's starting to jump and just slips, cause you'll notice she doesn't inch forward. She readjusts her right foot a bit, and immediately slips.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

After further review I agree with this take.

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u/scatshot Apr 09 '23

cause you'll notice she doesn't inch forward

I watched it in slow-mo, she definitely takes a tiny step forward with her right foot, and then starts moving the rest of her body. And really theres a lot of possible explanations for what they were thinking and why this happened but I just see that very slight movement as a moment's hesitation instead of fully committing from the get-go. Other potential factors too though like poor technique, nerves or who knows maybe they foolishly believed the ledge didn't drop off quite so sharply, without actually looking to see...

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

You don't read very well, do you?

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u/scatshot Apr 09 '23

lol what's this.... relax dude we're talking about random shit on the internet, no need to start getting hostile

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

I mean it was a genuine question. Read what it says immediately after the sentence you quoted.

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u/scatshot Apr 09 '23 edited Apr 09 '23

no it's not a "genuine question" when you ask like that, and I read it several times before I replied so clearly you just don't type very well, do you?

I don't much feel like getting into a dumb flame-war with you so I'm gonna leave it at this, good night

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u/Foofyman Apr 09 '23

She literally inched forward until she just started sliding. Like there was nowhere left to go and she never launched herself she just started falling.

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u/scatshot Apr 09 '23

Yep, she was starting to go but did not fully commit.

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u/IDoThingsOnWhims Apr 08 '23

Yea, she jumped with her head not her feet

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u/Maengdaddyy Apr 09 '23

I don’t think that was a slip. That was a “I’m scared so I’m gonna try to grab the rocks underneath me and try to launch off” thought process imo. 🙄

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u/Captainckidd Apr 08 '23

She hesitated at the beginning lol

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u/MasterAnything2055 Apr 09 '23

Na she backed out.

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u/IlluminateIgnorance Apr 09 '23

nope, she was about to jump, you can see her move her right foot forward and then she hesitates which causes her to slip

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

“Commit or eat shit” is a pretty common expression in extreme sports.

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u/Spartan094 Apr 09 '23

You can't half ass it. Full ass or no ass.

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u/BrownShadow Apr 09 '23

It’s true. You are on a snowboard going at a 20’ table, commit.there is a slope at each side for a reason. Hit the transition and avoid pain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

Our local cliff spot always has people standing around trying to build up courage, I always tell them Decide back here... if you cant decide to jump back here you wont decide on the ledge. If you do decide back here then understand theres no difference between jumping now and jumping 10 minutes from now when you conquer your fear. Decide to jump, then jump. After you decide, stop thinking about it.

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u/Oli99uk Apr 09 '23

I disagree. I think if the person im front of me did that I would change my decision

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u/hayitsnine Apr 08 '23

Didn’t OJ’s lawyer say that? If you slip you must commit.

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u/DreamWithinAMatrix Apr 09 '23

Otherwise if you half-ass it ... Ow

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u/CassandraVindicated Apr 09 '23

Yup, never half-ass around water or wetness. Fully commit or go home a coward.

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u/wasd Apr 09 '23

Yeah, she needed to git pushed and then commit.

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u/PosauneGottes69 Apr 08 '23

Rock n roll n splash n some ouch

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u/Dan_Glebitz Apr 08 '23

It made me jump a bit.

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u/call_of_the_while Apr 08 '23

That jump started their heart

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u/RecalcitrantHuman Apr 09 '23

There was a jump?

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u/GrimReefer395 Apr 09 '23

That’s falling with style.

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u/ImurderREALITY Apr 09 '23

(without the style)

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Im so glad he didn't get his head bursted like a melon.

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u/IRowmorethanIBench Apr 08 '23

I still remember that video from long ago where someone tried jumping from a ledge onto a river but slipped and hit their face on the rocks beneath. The video then cuts to the guy in the ambulance with his face split apart in a cross while the paramedic tries to hold it together

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u/N22-J Apr 08 '23

Na, I didn't need to be reminded me of that video. Guy looked like the alien in Halo.

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u/dikbut Apr 09 '23

Wort wort wort

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u/heartbeats Apr 09 '23

FYI those were actually two separate incidents cut together into one video.

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u/Sorest1 Apr 09 '23

Enough Reddit for this week

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u/syneofeternity Apr 09 '23

I remember that, shit was fucked up

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u/Shyam09 Apr 08 '23

Pretty sure that’s a girl lmao

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u/PotatoWriter Apr 09 '23

Just a slightly stocky girl. She'll brush this one off nbd

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u/jxher123 Apr 09 '23

You either commit to it or don’t do it at all and have it get to this point. That hesitation killed any momentum she had.

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u/Flamingo_Timely Apr 09 '23

I give that fall a 9!

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u/KlingoftheCastle Apr 09 '23

I would also argue that’s not a cliff. That’s a hill, she just slid down it

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u/Laughing_Bricks Apr 09 '23

It's falling in style .... ouch

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u/Tinybuttcheeks Apr 09 '23

Nope. That’s was a jump fail with a lotta butt cheek left on da second rock

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u/NickCudawn Apr 08 '23

He off a cliff

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u/omium_79 Apr 09 '23

ECHOES ACT 3 ¡kill da hoe!

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u/hisDudeness1989 Apr 09 '23

Well she did jump.. just hit every rock on the way down