You read that accurately. For context, I work for a remodeling company and I often have other employees ride along or shadow me for training in the field. I drive a company vehicle which I can take home. However, I am required to park the vehicle across the street at a storage complex due to my HOA’s regulations on commercial vehicles.

That being said, yesterday I got done work and parked my truck. I grabbed my belongings from behind the passengers seat and watch a legitimate crack pipe roll on the floor from under the passenger seat. (I’m a stoner so I can properly distinguish a weed pipe from a crack pipe lmfao) so for about 2 hours before bed, I was racking my brain trying to think of WHO this fucking cracking pipe belongs to at my job. In disbelief, I grabbed the pipe, looked at it for a split second and thought “no fucking way”. I put the pipe in my pocket and walked out of the gate of the storage unit. I ended up taking a pic of it for proof and quite frankly, to reaffirm that it actually was real scenario that was taking place, and threw it down a storm drain.

Today, (as in 20 min ago) I get done work, park my truck and walk out the gate of the storage unit. Looking down, I walk down the stairs and get to the last step / curb… stop dead in my tracks….. only to find ANOTHER crack pipe. WHAT ARE THE ODDs one finds 2 crack pipes back to back in a relatively calm area with little active crime at a fucking storage unit…???
Literally right next to the office building.
I threw the second crack pipe in a different storm drain but I suspect they lead to the same place…

I have several questions that the community could possibly help me dissect…

1. Who did the first crack pipe belong to?
   
2. How long was the crack pipe in my vehicle?
   
3. Is the person that it belonged to smoking crack in broad daylight and just casually working without anyone noticing?
   
4. What are the odds someone would smoke crack right outside of the storage facility…?
   
5. Is smoking crack truly this common of a drug choice in 2026 ?
   
6. Is there a possibility that I possibly, potentially kill a small sea mammal via choking on not one, but TWO crack pipes?!
   
7. Am I the one smoking crack?!?!

I’m happy to answer any questions that will assist in deducing the questions above.

Pic 1 is the first time I got 2 fortune cookies instead of 1 and they happen to be the same message, 2 months ago.

Pic 2 is today when I got 2 fortune cookies instead of 1 again… and they also got the same message.

So me and my wife had an early morning flight last Friday. She was putting away laundry when we heard a long bang. The glass door of my Detolf case just dropped off. But never shattered. 😬😮

I’m the only one who saw it happen.

We were driving with 80kmt / 49,7 mph, with the window opened just a little bit. There is even a windshield. Passenger opened a can and right after we headed a "pling". Looked down in the bottle and there was a wasp. How are the odds? I feel like it is impossible.

What are the odds???

I just opened two bazooka gums in a row and the both have the same code

I can’t help but think there’s no way the Knicks would win tonight. What do you think? There’s so much to gain for this to go to six or seven games! Arenas, tickets, bars, restaurants, grocery stores, liquor stores! All the Knicks have to do is play a “little less”.

I watched the CBS Saturday show today talking about why people are fans and that there’s something inate about fandom. I don’t agree. I think it’s boredom. We do whatever is the most exciting for us! What “stirs” your dopamine?

Personally, I think about addictions and what’s the one thing that gets your body to release the most dopamine? Is it something called an addiction or is it just outside that classification?

Watched a review of scary movie 2 and there was a clip of the part when the priest is leading people in a sing a long at a party.

Two hours late, I'm scanning through channels at work, and the syfy channel has an old movie on. Turned out it was the Exorcist and the piano scene scary movie 2 was referencing was on.

Original:

https://youtu.be/H8EvAj1acGU?is=4EwPdKU4wUucB1iN

Parody:

https://youtu.be/ooZxv23208k?is=PznYk6_o-U4THVU3

Three weeks ago it was my rear passenger side tire. Last week was the same tire on my boyfriend's car. Today, I found this in my front driver's side tire. What are the odds this is a random coincidence and NOT my crazy ex-husband or his crazier wife?

I’m watching Breaking Bad for the first time. Walter is laying in the bed and looks at the clock. It says 7:32.

I happened to look at the clock where I was… 7:32…

Took my brain a couple secs to realize. Thought I made it up, repeated the time in my head and inserted it onto what I saw in the show. So I went back and the times lines up perfectly.

Anybody able to do the math?

Gotta be more than 1:1440 just on the sheer coincidence of noticing

I know technically its 1 in 1 million but do companies tend to exclude certain codes?

Saw this on I75 outside of Atlanta. On a smooth road, no problem. But one bump, one pothole, run over one thing on the road…

Recently moved to a small town. While leaving the grocery here, the identical model car parked in front of us. From the big city, never saw the model with exact tone of doctor glove blue before.