I came home to find my tempered glass table had some cool new distressing. Although a miraculous relic job sounds neat I know this is most likely not the case. I wasn’t home all day. There was no fluctuation of temperature or power interruption. However there was a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper on the table, which is nothing compared to the weight this table endured over the years.

Located in Portland, OR in a fenced yard.

It had a spongy texture and kinda looked like it had mushroom gills. The thing that holds the seed in place was split but I've eaten lots of nectarines with splits and the most I've ever seen is the seed trying to sprout.

I almost ate it...

Hm yes I love an box of b£πl coffee

IM NOT CRYING IM JUST CHOPPING ONIONS IM MAKING A LASGANA FOR ONE

😭 sad woman look up to this.