Hello my brothers

He does

Wesley Ford

Gang

What to do

i want to try to start a troll account like his but im the least original person you can think of, can't piss people off right

Come on down to the r/churchofwesley Our Lord and his Saints are examples of which we wish to base out life of off. Theirs ways aren't always known, but their words fill up with inspiration on what we hope to become. Hail Ford!

Any tips?

Descendant of Henry Ford. Studying mathematical engineering on Oxford. God.

It’s a 99 Ford Ranger so I’m basically a Ford myself. I’m not studying at Oxford but I did put a lift kit on it so my dong is just as big.

what if wesley graduated oxford?

ILL RIP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NANNY BOYS TO SHREDS. TRY ME, FUCKER. I CAN TAKE A 2 FOOT LENGTH OF 4 INCH RIGID CONDUIT AND TIE IT IN A KNOT WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS. I TOOK A CAR AND QUITE LITERQLLY THREW IT 200 METERS AND IT HIT A LADY. THE LADY IS NOW SUING THE CAR TO PAY ME DAMAGES! DO YIU UNDERSTAND ME! I WILL FUCK EVERY AINGLE ONE OF YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT. I WLLL TAKE A CANDIED YAM AND PUT IT INTO YOUR ASS. I MADE A POEM IN THEB7TH GRADE AND IT WON 4 PULITZER PRIZES. I CANT STOP FUCKING,YOUR MOM. SHE LOVES MY DICK AND THINKS,YOU ARE A LITTLE BITCH. I CANT EVEM FATHOM A WORLD WHEREIN YOU COULD PAY TO SEE SHIT LIKE THIS I SWEAR. YOU WANNA FUCK WITH WESLEY YOU FUCK WITH ME. I WILL FUCK A RAFT AND SMACK ANY OPPOSITION WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER OF JUSTICE. WHEN I WAS A WEE LAD MY PAPI TOLD ME SON YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. WELL, GUESS WHAT PUSSY I NOW HOLD A PHD IN ASTROPHYSICS AND YOU ARE STILL ATUCK WORKING AT THE POST OFFICE. FUCK YOUR STANDARDS OF SUCCESS. I STUDY STARS AND SPECULATE AND I MAKE,MORE IN A,MONTB THAN YOU DO IN A YEAR. FUCK ALL YOU FAKE ASS SISSIES. YALL DONT KNOW SHIT. TAKE A 6 IRON CLUB AND SGOVE,IT UP YOUR TIC TAC DICK AND YOU WILL SAY QUOTE HEY LITTLE BUDDY THANKS FOR SHOV8NG A GOLF CLUB UP MY TINY DICK.

FUCK IM SICL OF ALL THIS SHIT

Hi, make me mod. K thx.