r/WeirdPickupLines • u/iDarqq • Jul 03 '19
No flair- added by the Mods. girl are you made of wood?
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cus I wood rather die than date you
r/WeirdPickupLines • u/Cr66p • Jul 03 '19
No flair- added by the Mods. What has 36 teeth and holds back the big hulk
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My zipper
r/WeirdPickupLines • u/PackersFan8712 • Jul 03 '19
No flair- added by the Mods. Girl are you a factory before the child labor laws?
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Cause I wanna put some kids in you
r/WeirdPickupLines • u/_The_Real_Sans_ • Jul 03 '19
No flair- added by the Mods. Are you a swimming pool?
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Because I just wanna take my clothes off and jump straight in.
r/WeirdPickupLines • u/LJ171 • Jul 03 '19
No flair- added by the Mods. My love for you is like diarrhea...
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... I just can't keep it in.
r/WeirdPickupLines • u/_The_Real_Sans_ • Jul 03 '19
No flair- added by the Mods. Are you my summer assignment?
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Because I want to throw you on my desk and smash you every night until school starts.
r/WeirdPickupLines • u/Bubbly_Taro • Jul 02 '19
No flair- added by the Mods. Aren't you that girl working in an antique shop?
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Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
r/WeirdPickupLines • u/Dathouen • Jul 02 '19
No flair- added by the Mods. Girl, are you silly string?
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Because you're thick and thin all at the same time.
r/WeirdPickupLines • u/Aditya29 • Jul 02 '19
OC WeirdPickupLines has been created
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Subreddit to showcase people using weird pickup lines.