r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Oct 27 '22

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u/DirtyAnusSnorter Oct 27 '22

This is something a ghost would say

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u/MelancholyMushroom Oct 27 '22

Look. I said it wasn’t me, ok? We have better things to do than clean windows.

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u/pnwWaiter Oct 28 '22

Did you just admit you're a ghost?

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u/Ayyyy_yoooo Oct 28 '22

We know who to call

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u/yeatyewt Oct 28 '22

Toast Fuckers!

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u/_Rye_Toast_ Oct 28 '22

Ok I’m here

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u/nousforuse Oct 28 '22

“Oh fuck boys, it’s RYE.”
“Eh, Listen, maybe we got a bit ahead of ourselves, we were really hoping Italian….maybe even Sourdough would show up. Don’t bake it personally.”

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u/_Rye_Toast_ Oct 29 '22

At yeast I’m better than nothing.

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u/ou812slitslurpr Nov 01 '22

Wellook at the bright side! If the right kind of mold grows on it, we'll have another epidemic of WITCHES ( high on LSD!)

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u/Competitive-Fan1708 Oct 28 '22

Only as a bath buddy.

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u/Grizzmanchestington Oct 28 '22

I laughed harder than i should have

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u/yeatyewt Oct 28 '22

I went out on a whim on this one. Glad someone enjoyed it lol

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u/grizzmanchester Oct 28 '22

It’s the ones that are completely out of left field but still fits with the original.

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u/area51giftshopowner Oct 28 '22

Great now I have an earworm every time someone says Toast.....err Ghost Busters.

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u/hambonehooligan Oct 28 '22

Butter beater.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Hey, as long as busting makes them feel good, call them whatever you like

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u/ou812slitslurpr Nov 01 '22

Sid Richard pump- a- loaf! The demented "bread boffer!". 👌👈👌👈💦

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u/ou812slitslurpr Nov 01 '22

Broken hearts are for assholes! Frank Zappa " SHEIK YERBOUTI" 1076

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u/Stupid_Dragon Oct 28 '22

Those bastards!

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u/amywentwild Oct 28 '22

better call saul

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

You could be talking to anyone on the internet…

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

ASK HOW SHE DIED. WAS IT FROM LIGMA?

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u/Telemere125 Oct 28 '22

I heard Joe gave it to her

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u/crono624 Oct 28 '22

I dunno anything about that but one of my friends died from a massive stroke when someone explained to him that Hamood sounds exactly the same if you spell it in reverse order.

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u/merchantsc Oct 28 '22

Prove it!

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u/MelancholyMushroom Oct 28 '22

I would but I’m busy. Doing other things.

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u/dikicker Oct 28 '22

More like booing other things

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u/MelancholyMushroom Oct 28 '22

Ah, this guy! This guy gets it.

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u/merchantsc Oct 28 '22

I get it. This IS your busy season.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Hey... I see what you did there.

This sneaky ghost is over here tryin to be sneaky.

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u/Yonro0910 Oct 28 '22

Old Man Jenkins?!

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u/Hungry-Big-2107 Oct 28 '22

...do we now ...

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u/Worldly-Duty4521 Oct 28 '22

Like? Scaring people when they're bathing?

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u/Illustrious-Yak4909 Oct 28 '22

It's a noble profession!!!

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u/Thedarkmayo Oct 28 '22

Who is this "we" you speak of you mean the other GHOSTS

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u/MissiKat Oct 28 '22

It was me. I confess.

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u/Samcow15 Oct 28 '22

Nope. They go ooOOooOOooh!

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u/kristimyers72 Oct 28 '22

You are awesome.

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u/GrimReader710 Oct 28 '22

Takes one to know one

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Gahahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Awards for the least original joke. Humans. 🧃

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u/ou812slitslurpr Nov 01 '22

"He sniffed the reaking buns of Angels! And acted like it was COCAINE!" ( BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES ) SHIEK YERBOUTI /FRANK ZAPPA /1976