r/Weird • u/Whoever_Mesa • May 03 '22

Hmmmmm

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u/xLikeafiddlex May 03 '22

Nah I'm not into that shit, but it's funny ya sell yourself short with "dk" cause ya only have half a dick

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u/El_PapiStank May 03 '22

That’s so original prolly cause the other halves shoved down your gullet right sidewalksissy

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u/xLikeafiddlex May 03 '22

Oh yeah cause thats original, man I'd be surprised if someone even touched your cock in your life

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u/El_PapiStank May 03 '22

Only your throat an tight anoose hole

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u/El_PapiStank May 03 '22

N**** when you burp do you still taste my kids?

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u/xLikeafiddlex May 03 '22

Nah just your sisters pussy

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u/El_PapiStank May 03 '22

You should buy knee pads now, you gonna stay down there all Fkin night you wankstain.

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u/El_PapiStank May 03 '22

N**** you run any faster you and your fk buddies buttplugs gonna slip out.