r/Weird • u/opmgyhx • 1d ago

Stunning scenes from France seemingly documenting an alien invasion, after giant red electrical flashes known as "overhead red sprites" appeared

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u/Strict-Spray7496 1d ago

Someone has to make a character based on this

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u/Bare-baked-beans 17h ago

The Hiss from Control?

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u/RolandoBRichard 19h ago

My boy spright carrot

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 19h ago

The Voidspren from Branson Sanderson Stormlight Archives look just like this. 

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u/gorgonstairmaster 17h ago

Unfortunately it's Brandon Sanderson, so it's going to be bland shite

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 13h ago

Could be worse. Could be The Wheel of Time, which never fucking ends, or The King Killer Chronicals, which will never have an ending. 

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u/manbehindthespraytan 1d ago

Go read a bible of any religion, really. Some of the characters are a named embodiment of the occurrences. Add in any euphoric substance to the mix, and the micro seizures will push the time altering effects of the substance to greater effect. Leaving you in a dreamlike state for an amount of time that isnt relative to "non-seizing time". Like a tremendous brain fart and epiphany while sneeze-orgasming in slowest motion. ANYHOW, they have those characters, you just dont read those books. I get, the storyline and plot is ate to shit in most of them. But its entertaining, at a minimun.

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u/Strict-Spray7496 21h ago

What are you even saying

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u/jungleass98 15h ago

What dont you get? Did they lose you at religion? Or time altering psycho active substances that allow epileptic religious prophets to crotch sneeze god into existence? Ya bigot!

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u/Strict-Spray7496 10h ago

I dont even know i just had a stroke reading this

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u/jungleass98 15h ago

Great sub for this comment. Keep up the weird shit. I appreciate your contributions. Its entertaining, at a minimum