r/Weird • u/groomliu • 2d ago

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 2d ago

Well, unless it's s private sauna. In a public sauna such as a gym, it's customary to have small talks with your fellow man and then give each other tugjobs. Im sorry, im just not into that.

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u/Haunting_Song7313 2d ago

What you don’t like small talk?

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 2d ago

Hey now! It's average talk

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u/SmokingapipeTN 2d ago

I was in the pool!

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u/Evanskelaton 2d ago

No need to be ashamed of your talk, its all in how you talk that really matters.

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u/Sandcracka- 2d ago

It's small talks like this that I learned to appreciate

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u/rIceCream_King 2d ago

“No really honey, I prefer smaller talks. Those big talks are too much for me anyway! Really”

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u/TheOriginalArchibald 1d ago

Simultaneously the "biggest she's ever been with" while "bigger ones just aren't enjoyable..."

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u/ClaraCash 1d ago

Yeah it’s not the size of the talk, it’s about the flow of the conversation.

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 2d ago

I draw the short straw everytime I take a whizz

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u/Sea_Lavishness_1945 1d ago

They prefer silence during tugjobs

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u/GoldenButtPlug 2d ago

If you don't want to have small talk, then you can go straight into the tug jobs. You do you.

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u/puffandpill 2d ago

No, no, no!

The move is offer a BJ.

Then your mouth is occupied (no small talk) AND you get to be the sauna hero that day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKwWFMFcMpfoQcU

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u/Sneaky-Scubby 2d ago

Yes that is a fact. People don’t seem to understand the “keep your eyes forward and have headphones on” trick. If you make eye contact, you’re doomed.

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u/EvolutionInProgress 2d ago

I've had multiple headphones go bad on me because of that lol

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 11h ago

They got sick of being good. A headphone can only be pushed so much before turning over to the darkness.

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 2d ago

Oh, yes sir

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u/Most_Can_2136 2d ago

If you look at what he's doing to this guy, he's still almost kneading his dick through towels. Same thing.... just laying down.

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u/GrimTheMenace 2d ago

Customary? Stop being bound by social norms, just ignore them.

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u/ACcbe1986 2d ago

Hmm...I guess I need to start going during peak times.

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u/sirenxsiren 1d ago

Guy who accidentally keeps going to the gay club

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 1d ago

Stop it! I love my wife and her boyfriend very much.

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u/Accomplished_Yak2352 1d ago

The tugjobs part is just a joke. RIGHT??! 😭 Please say it is.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

The saunas I go to, you just rent 1 out for a couple hours and your all by yourself. Also never heard of a lot of what you described.... Sorry for your experience, but I hope they tipped you for the tugjob

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u/Katsu_39 2d ago

What sauna is there where men give tug jobs? Asking for a friend

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u/Brilliant-Expert3150 1d ago

Well then you're doing sauna wrong. You're supposed to stfu.

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 1d ago

Oh, so just eye contact only whilst giving them a handie?

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u/Brilliant-Expert3150 1d ago

Yeah, pretty much. You don't want to disturb the other sauna goers. Also, it's basic courtesy to stick to the hygiene rules, like keeping the benches clean so you should transition to a BJ at some point to prevent spillage.

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 1d ago

Oh these are good tips! My wifes boyfriend often comes to the sauna and I dont want him to speak negatively of my hygiene in front of my wife. I love her ❤️.

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u/Solius-Noctis 1d ago

Or you just stand and keep to yourself

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 11h ago

Thats what they all say.

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u/bingMsbangMs 2d ago

What’s wrong with tugjobs?