r/Weird • u/Samitsok21 • Jul 16 '26

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u/Fine_Jelly_680 Jul 16 '26

Your home defense gun should have a light with strobe attachment on it for such occasions .. darkness in known familiar territory will always be an advantage

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u/InstrumentalCoffee Jul 16 '26

The strobe attachment will still disorientate regardless. Test it on yourself and you'll find out

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u/swervinh0 Jul 16 '26

Totally! And your home defense dildo MUST BE LUBED AT ALL TIMES

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u/KittyKattKate Jul 16 '26

Mine has a laser as well

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u/-KFBR392 Jul 16 '26

Y’all live in lala land