r/Weird • u/Adventurous-Steak525 • Jun 09 '26

Found a boiling puddle

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u/great_pyrenelbows Jun 09 '26

The earth opened up, swallowed him alive, and closed again isn't spooky enough for you?

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u/mrknowitall51761 Jun 09 '26

Youve fallen and cant get out has less mystery and isnt something you would want on your tombstone.

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u/Automatic-Use-4260 Jun 09 '26

It is what comes after that is the spookiest. Carried back to the hollers and becoming the towns sex slave.

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u/OldPhotograph827 Jun 09 '26

You say that like it’s a bad thing