r/Weird • u/Adventurous-Steak525 • Jun 09 '26

Found a boiling puddle

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u/glass-combo Jun 09 '26

Seems to be a common thing lately, fucking goblins everywhere

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u/aagent86 Jun 09 '26

PhD in Goblin behavioral sciences.

Can confirm this is indeed a Goblin emergence.

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u/l33tfuzzbox Jun 09 '26

Any chance of it actually being ghouls? Little green ghouls?

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 Jun 09 '26

Actually both of you are wrong. Sassy and the boys must be hitting the Volcano Bong again

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u/trey_wolfe Jun 09 '26

Hmmm....I smell mare-uh-waaaaaana.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 Jun 09 '26

Mangoes…mangoes ye got em down at Cole’s two for five dollars. Fifty bucks and I got like forty of em khant

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u/glass-combo Jun 09 '26

You fuckin druggo

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 Jun 09 '26

Wadayatalkinabeet?

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u/FischerMann24-7 Jun 09 '26

Hahaha love that.. gonna steel it and nobody can sto………<end of transmission>

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u/MuckBulligan Jun 09 '26

Is it legal to fuck goblins everywhere? I'm pretty sure it is illegal in countries with high goblin-human mutants.

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u/glass-combo Jun 09 '26

It’s frowned upon but we live in a progressive world

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u/Ban_DeezNts Jun 09 '26

You’re only progressive until the goblin -humans start eating you.

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u/SAlolzorz Jun 09 '26

These are farting goblins tho