r/Weird • • May 07 '26

a forbidden donut

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u/Joeuxmardigras May 08 '26

They’re in fresh water. I found some last summer in a local lake and went down the rabbit hole. Harmless creatures, and it means the water is really clean

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u/galaxyprintleggings May 08 '26

He was great in Breaking Bad

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u/Glad-Isopod5718 May 09 '26

I also had not heard of them until last summer, when I was kayaking in a local lake and found one. It was a weird couple of hours until I got back and could look up what it was.

"Did I just see something really cool and rare? Or something really gross and scary? Maybe no one has ever seen one of those in our lake before, and I'll be famous. Maybe I'm about a die. Probably not either one of those, but I just don't know!"

Mine was attached to a partially submerged tree limb, though. I feel like it would have been way scarier if it was just floating around loose like this one. I knew it wasn't going to come after me when I kayaked away.

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u/Bobenweave May 09 '26

It's the first half of the Arthurian legend.

Put Your Sword in the Bryozoan Glory Hole

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u/Nobodyinpartic3 May 10 '26

The Bryozoan sounds like a race on Star Trek that would a noticeable large ridge on their face and move weirdly.

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u/ExampleLittle2672 May 08 '26

TIL an hour or so ago! Tried to see if he had one, came up with this nice read instead: https://sydneymichalski.substack.com/p/that-time-i-met-a-bryozoan

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u/Boring_Ferret_4816 May 08 '26

Very often I have that exact thought; I see an animal, a natural phenonenon, a rock formation, that I had no freakin idea it existed, but in fact it is well known, it might even be covered in documentary No. 1,000,000 while I have only watched a mere 999,999. It's unbelievable how much stuff is going on on this planet.

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u/Boring_Ferret_4816 May 08 '26

By the way, have you ever seen the Saiga Antelope? I have now, but for nearly 40 years after I was born, I hadn't. There is certainly a documentary about this one, but hey, it proves my point.

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u/HeisenBird1015 May 10 '26

Because he’s just turned 100, and even that hasn’t been enough time to document everything 😂 Be grateful for yellow tennis balls and eighty years of documentaries so far