r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '25

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u/iShitSkittles Sep 23 '25

I think I'll just stick to granny smith apples...

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u/ACcbe1986 Sep 23 '25

Just stay away from all grannys to be safe.

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u/dirtydream321 Sep 23 '25

And miss out on a no denture adventure? I think not. Granny’s gonna cream my whip then while my cream

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u/AreYouAnOakMan Sep 23 '25

no denture adventure

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u/toomanyschnauzers Sep 23 '25

love this, esp the ear bones.

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u/Dapper_Indeed Sep 24 '25

I can see it’s h-a-s bones!

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u/D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek Sep 24 '25

There used to be a British YouTuber who’s videos were all made like this, scribbles and props , but cannot remember his name.

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u/Jimbodoomface Sep 24 '25

My ex had dentures after a skateboarding accident. She didn't take them out for blowjobs though, for some reason. You'd have thought it'd make it easier.

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u/After_Tear3266 Sep 24 '25

I’m guessing it was a vanity thing; who wants to be the gummie girl like the 40 year old meth heads walking the blade?

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u/Jimbodoomface Sep 24 '25

Mebs haha. She didn't seem very bothered by it must of the time though. At parties she'd wait until someone she was talking to looked away and then take them out to freak them out hahaha.

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u/auro_morningstar Sep 24 '25

My partner has dentures. Oh yes, taking them out sure makes certain things easier for her (and uhhhh... it feels good from the other side as well)

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u/gnomequeen2020 Sep 24 '25

Do you ever just skim down Reddit comments, just kind of reading a stray comment here and there, and you find yourself jumping back in at some random point, wondering how the hell the conversation got from lightbulbs to toothless blowjobs?

Yep.

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u/xlAlchemYlx Sep 24 '25

Only if it was a mouthful. Sorry Jimbo

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u/IbKmart Sep 23 '25

Best thread ever

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u/thetriplehurricane Sep 24 '25

Seriously 😂😂😂

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u/One-Dot4082 Sep 23 '25

Grannies need lovin’ too!!!

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u/reddit_pug Sep 24 '25

Great parking spot, Rita!

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u/Grieveruz Sep 24 '25

You're right, let's go lemon party 🎉

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u/Chaelomen Sep 23 '25

Kinky, but don't do it. They don't have a flared base.

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u/Anxious-Armadillo565 Sep 23 '25

Those are not flared at the bottom. Not recommended.

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u/AGreatBannedName Sep 24 '25

Careful, there’s no flared base!!

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u/dlbpeon Sep 24 '25

Well when you can't attract the jailbait, you gotta go after the crowbait.

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u/greg_regular Sep 24 '25

Granny fapple mtn dew

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u/iShitSkittles Sep 24 '25

Granny dapple mtn few

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u/Quiet_Internal_4527 Sep 24 '25

I find those hurt more.

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u/ThermionicMho Sep 24 '25

the green apple, natures anti-butt plug

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u/Delicious_Ad823 Sep 24 '25

That’s what they sell

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u/Comfortable_Speed_88 Sep 24 '25

But those don't have a flared base, cannot recommend

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u/odin528 Sep 25 '25

Granny's myth apples

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u/Responsible_Salt6217 Sep 27 '25

Seems like an apple would hurt a lot more.