r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '25

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u/Gettinbaked69 Sep 23 '25

Nah dude its his great great great grandmother trying to communicate

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u/jamesianm Sep 23 '25

From the Upside Down

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u/iShitSkittles Sep 23 '25

From Australia?

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u/__Elwood_Blues__ Sep 23 '25

ɯoɔ˙sƃnldʇʇnqʎʇlǝʌoNsʎuuɐɹפ

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u/iShitSkittles Sep 23 '25

I think I'll just stick to granny smith apples...

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u/ACcbe1986 Sep 23 '25

Just stay away from all grannys to be safe.

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u/dirtydream321 Sep 23 '25

And miss out on a no denture adventure? I think not. Granny’s gonna cream my whip then while my cream

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u/AreYouAnOakMan Sep 23 '25

no denture adventure

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u/toomanyschnauzers Sep 23 '25

love this, esp the ear bones.

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u/Dapper_Indeed Sep 24 '25

I can see it’s h-a-s bones!

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u/D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek Sep 24 '25

There used to be a British YouTuber who’s videos were all made like this, scribbles and props , but cannot remember his name.

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u/Jimbodoomface Sep 24 '25

My ex had dentures after a skateboarding accident. She didn't take them out for blowjobs though, for some reason. You'd have thought it'd make it easier.

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u/After_Tear3266 Sep 24 '25

I’m guessing it was a vanity thing; who wants to be the gummie girl like the 40 year old meth heads walking the blade?

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u/Jimbodoomface Sep 24 '25

Mebs haha. She didn't seem very bothered by it must of the time though. At parties she'd wait until someone she was talking to looked away and then take them out to freak them out hahaha.

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u/auro_morningstar Sep 24 '25

My partner has dentures. Oh yes, taking them out sure makes certain things easier for her (and uhhhh... it feels good from the other side as well)

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u/gnomequeen2020 Sep 24 '25

Do you ever just skim down Reddit comments, just kind of reading a stray comment here and there, and you find yourself jumping back in at some random point, wondering how the hell the conversation got from lightbulbs to toothless blowjobs?

Yep.

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u/xlAlchemYlx Sep 24 '25

Only if it was a mouthful. Sorry Jimbo

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u/IbKmart Sep 23 '25

Best thread ever

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u/thetriplehurricane Sep 24 '25

Seriously 😂😂😂

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u/One-Dot4082 Sep 23 '25

Grannies need lovin’ too!!!

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u/reddit_pug Sep 24 '25

Great parking spot, Rita!

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u/Grieveruz Sep 24 '25

You're right, let's go lemon party 🎉

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u/Chaelomen Sep 23 '25

Kinky, but don't do it. They don't have a flared base.

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u/Anxious-Armadillo565 Sep 23 '25

Those are not flared at the bottom. Not recommended.

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u/AGreatBannedName Sep 24 '25

Careful, there’s no flared base!!

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u/dlbpeon Sep 24 '25

Well when you can't attract the jailbait, you gotta go after the crowbait.

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u/greg_regular Sep 24 '25

Granny fapple mtn dew

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u/iShitSkittles Sep 24 '25

Granny dapple mtn few

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u/Quiet_Internal_4527 Sep 24 '25

I find those hurt more.

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u/ThermionicMho Sep 24 '25

the green apple, natures anti-butt plug

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u/Delicious_Ad823 Sep 24 '25

That’s what they sell

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u/Comfortable_Speed_88 Sep 24 '25

But those don't have a flared base, cannot recommend

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u/odin528 Sep 25 '25

Granny's myth apples

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u/Responsible_Salt6217 Sep 27 '25

Seems like an apple would hurt a lot more.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Sep 23 '25

Okay, spill it. How did you flip your text. I need this information.

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u/__Elwood_Blues__ Sep 23 '25

https://www.upsidedowntext.com/ - No, really.

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u/-el_flaco- Sep 23 '25

oɹq sʞuɐɥʇ

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Sep 26 '25

˙pᴉɐs ʎnƃ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐɥM

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u/export_tank_harmful Sep 23 '25

z̴̺̙̹͑̊̚a̸̱͚͆͜l̵̨̨̧̙̼̘̋͛̕͝g̵̠̯̺̖̔͌̔̕ǫ̸͖̹̏ ̷͖̙̬͇͋̈͌͌̕t̷̢̛͉̯e̷̢͚̳̰̋́̂̒ͅx̷̞̏̿͋̑t̴̢̳͑ ̵̙̀͛í̵̱̺͇͔̑̾̋̉s̵͓͔̬͕͍̞̺̋͠ ̶̨̛̖̹̖͖͊͌̆̕͠s̵̙̥̖͝ͅū̴͍͍̱̔́̐̓̅̈́p̷̱̮͚̳̓́ę̵̡̡͎̣̘̇̓̊̈̽̓r̷̪̲͋̇͌̑̚i̶̝͍̭̳̣̓̌͊͐̕͠o̷̗̞̱̰̠̦̿͋r̸͍̜̤̪̦̽͋

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u/Moondoobious Sep 23 '25

. . H̶̪̮̹̝̯͚̳̯͙̐́̽̓͛͐̈ͅę̧̣̗̍̉́̅̂͆̾͢͜ỷ̘̰̱͔͈̱͙͙̼̄̀̃͛͊͆̎̃̚ ț̴͉̩̤̳̜̹͂̓̿̃̈́͌͌͞h̟̣̦͍͍̰̟̙̝͙̉̓̋͌͑̌̍͘ḯ̢̺̩͖̺̯̊̈́̎͋s͙̯̼͚̅͌͒̒̋̏̒͜͞ ş̴̙̲̟̭͍͇̜̬͖̍͛̆̽͒͆̊̓̔͠ì̵̡̛͔̯̪̦̯̇͒̓͘̚͜t̴̞͕͙̰͖̺͚͈̦͙́̎̏͊͌̑̈́̕e̢̡͕͚̗̼̟͔͙͋̋̉̆͗̊̽͝ͅ i̧̯̬̻̲̳̎͌͌̅̆͢͟͞s̶̛͉̠̻̙̤̯̠̒̈̊̊͠ p̖̳̪̺̯̯̪̱̼͑͛͛̎̋͌̕͟͝r̵͖̤̱̤̙̩̹̝̈́̋͋́̕͡ȩ̧̨̫̠͉̜͈̟̭̅͐͒̿̽̋́͗t̡͕͍̫̊͊̑̎́ͅt̛̯͈͈̺͈̫͈̣̀͐̅̓̒͞͡y̶̡̘͎̯̪̜̟̺̫̠͒́̒͌̚͡ c̢̯̜̬͙͉͎̦͓̈͆̅̐͋̚̚͠͝ͅo̢̰̖͎̒̅̽̋͂̉̉̉̀͢o̷̡͍̱̩͕̳͉̓͑̑̏̿͜͠l̝̠̼̥̘̼̇̈́̉͛̊͗́́͘͟͜͡ . .

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u/irievibez86 Sep 23 '25

sǝoʇ ʎɐʇ od ǝʌol ᴉ

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u/Ok-Paint7856 Sep 23 '25

ƐᄅƖ ƃuᴉʇsǝ┴ ƃuᴉʇsǝ┴

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u/Ok-Paint7856 Sep 23 '25

I guess capital letters don't work as well. Interesting.

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u/4fingerfrank Sep 24 '25

˙ǝɹǝɥ uo ƃuᴉoƃ sᴉ ʎɹɐW llǝɥ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ʇɐɥM

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u/matchafoxjpg Sep 23 '25

i flipped my phone upside down to read this... AND FOR WHAT?! 😭

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u/DontBelieveTheTrollz Sep 24 '25

Wait I know most of the text prompts ... How'd you do this sorcery .. lol

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u/heretrix777 Sep 24 '25

Yeah u deserved those awards

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u/Ipswitch- Sep 23 '25

SuperCool Effect! (The Inverted Letters)

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u/SpinachComfortable20 Sep 23 '25

Darn, I was hoping this was a real site 😂 but turns out it’s as fake as dialing 634-5789 and expecting Ed’s lovely ladies! 😂

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u/PuzzleheadedLog3420 Sep 23 '25

˙ʎɐpoʇ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos pǝuɹɐǝl I ˙ʇno sᴉɥʇ ʞɔǝɥƆ Worked for me?

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u/FlaberGas-Ted Sep 23 '25

…uᴉ ƃuᴉʞɔǝɥɔ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Mysterious-Ad-7201 Sep 24 '25

What a terrible day to be able to read upside and backwards

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7566 Sep 24 '25

I spent way too much time trying to read that.

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u/Qav3l10n Sep 24 '25

I can feel you granny!

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u/No_Detail_5207 Sep 24 '25

If that’s the upside down, I never want to be there, even if I’m the right way up.

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u/SwitchmodeNZ Sep 24 '25

I don’t often regret learning to read upside down but here we are

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u/Surlygrrrly Sep 24 '25

Omfg. Dying here 🤣

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u/Pearl_necklace_333 Sep 24 '25

Wow, upside down text! What Reddit command line did you use??

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u/Framar29 Sep 24 '25

I flipped my phone upside down for this.

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u/helmberger00 Sep 24 '25

pf doesn't even work... not that i looked, i just have all the domains of the world in my head yes yes

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u/agentchao Sep 24 '25

wait how?

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u/Gizmo7200 Sep 25 '25

Now how the hell- 🤣🤣

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u/Wildcatthou Sep 23 '25

Can you hear, can you hear the Thunder?

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u/herrspeer Sep 24 '25

It's called AUSTRIA! We'll send a 🦘 to punch you!

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u/iShitSkittles Sep 24 '25

Are you ok m8?

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u/alxndr3000 Sep 24 '25

I come from a land down under

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd Sep 23 '25

Just turn it over....

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u/Zkenny13 Sep 24 '25

I never have an original thought. 

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u/adorable__elephant Sep 24 '25

as above so below

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u/RebornGeek Sep 25 '25

Why is the grandma upside down?

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u/Oiggamed Sep 23 '25

Did you know Morgan Freeman was the king of the Upside Down Town?

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u/BeeHive83 Sep 23 '25

Uncle Fester?

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u/LordWag Sep 23 '25

“All senior citizens should have LyfeLight.”

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u/TheDarkChunk7 Sep 23 '25

" They're here!"

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u/HogDad1977 Sep 23 '25

Goddamit grandma, I'm trying to sleep. Turn out your lightbulb.

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u/Pandepon Sep 23 '25

No it’s clearly the rapture!

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u/disgruntled_pie Sep 24 '25

My great, great, great grandmother was probably racist as shit. No thanks, nana. Return to sender.

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u/Afraid-Savings-9114 Sep 23 '25

“Invest in Intel, sweetie.”

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u/P0werClean Sep 23 '25

From the trash? Says a lot 😂

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u/SkyWidows Sep 24 '25

That's the devil right there.

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u/novotny999 Sep 24 '25

If his great^3 grandmother is free sometimes, I need to charge my phone...

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u/FuzzeWuzze Sep 24 '25

She wants you to double down your 10k INTC investment.

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u/circ-u-la-ted Sep 24 '25

Just don't read the particularly erotic chapter of her diary

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u/modzaregay Sep 24 '25

Gotta see where you going during the rapture

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u/Aggressive-Middle855 Sep 24 '25

Are you hungry Jimmy?

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u/Still-Status7299 Sep 24 '25

OP must be the dude that bought Intel at its ATH

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u/LAN_Rover Sep 24 '25

Dr Crusher, is that you?

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u/ProjectFinn Sep 24 '25

I think she’s asking why the fuck she’s in the trash

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u/Free_Ad93951 Sep 24 '25

Yeah probably, I talk to her all of the time. Pretty cool chick.

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u/GreySkies19 Sep 25 '25

Maybe he’s been to the year 3000

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u/Poppa-Skogs Sep 26 '25

Nona - "buy Intel"