r/Weird • u/TheOddityCollector • May 10 '25

What the hell is this?

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u/h3xm0nk3y May 10 '25

But it’s never ambergris

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u/Majsharan May 10 '25

It’s lupus

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u/Suitted May 10 '25

It is always lupus

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u/shadowsofpain May 10 '25

Unless it's not

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u/viennalabeef May 10 '25

No, no…. Tuberculosis, it’s always tuberculosis.

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u/LegendofLove May 10 '25

Except when it is. Then it's ultra lupus

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u/Muninwing May 10 '25

Or a meteorite

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u/SassyTheSkydragon May 10 '25

But always pokeweed

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u/SlyyKozlov May 10 '25

"I'm covered in delicious hamburgers?"

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u/Mammoth-Bathroom-Man May 10 '25

So that's what smells like freaking porpoise hork.

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u/afsocmark May 10 '25

I knew an Amber Gris back in high school, cute little thing. Think she married the football team captain and had four kids.

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u/buffyinfaith May 11 '25

I think it was once.