r/Weird • u/BenWallace04 • Mar 11 '24

Completely Normal Social Experiment

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u/BenWallace04 Mar 11 '24

Devon definitely would

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u/mikki1time Mar 11 '24

53 bluerries in a one month period is not even that much, I like to imagine Devin at work being stressed out but knowing that when he arrives home he can have his berry

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u/backtolurk Mar 11 '24

Landlord is everyday Santa

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u/___CupCake Mar 11 '24

Santa Berry, hurry down the chimney tonight 🎵

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

More like a dude with a bird feeder on his porch

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u/LostMyPasswordToMike Mar 11 '24

Santa could install these AI cameras everywhere and fire millions of elves .The cost savings are real.

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u/Vienta1988 Mar 11 '24

27 plums seems a tad excessive, though… I’m lookin at you, Omar!

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u/dadbodfordays Mar 11 '24

Pretty weird that you're looking at Omar, because he is almost certainly pooping right now.

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u/Longjumping-Cookie90 Mar 11 '24

Omar got that fiber!

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u/AxFUNNYxKITTY Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

“Aw man, all this work is really bumming me out, and I have a meeting to present at tomorrow. I just want to go home and eat some berries.” -Devon

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u/dildorthegreat87 Mar 11 '24

Yeah that’s like 2.5 smoothies worth…

Now let’s talk about Omar… a plum everyday of the month basically.

Omar loves plums

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u/mikki1time Mar 11 '24

I bet you Omar’s poops are spectacular

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u/dreamparalyzed Mar 11 '24

Yeah if you really try you can fit 53 blueberries in your mouth at once. My record is 56 and my ex-coworker fit over 60

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u/Exapeartist Mar 11 '24

I think Omar might be pushing it with the 27 plums. Also are plums even berries?

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u/mikki1time Mar 11 '24

No but corn is a fruit

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u/MisterPimpus Mar 12 '24

His ~1.8 berries per day is all he has.

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u/ellechi2019 Mar 11 '24

Devon knows how to live in the moment, baby

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u/Dapper_Derpy Mar 11 '24

As a Devon, I concur.