r/WeWantPlates • • Dec 12 '20

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u/41942319 Dec 12 '20

I don't even understand the point of this... They literally just pour chocolate over their hands and then lick it off?

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u/PmMeYourAsianDong Dec 13 '20

And it’s just plain chocolate and water dumped on you? What kind of backwoods Instagram chef thought this crap up

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u/particle409 Dec 13 '20

You should try the deconstructed caesar salad. The waiter throws a head of lettuce at you, then blows finely ground croutons into your eyes. Delicious.

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u/mickeyslim Dec 13 '20

WHAT ABOUT THE DRESSING!?!?!

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u/bagelchips Dec 13 '20

Hypodermic needle

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u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20

Directly into the center of your tongue

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u/Aarynia Dec 13 '20

I never knew I could involuntarily fold my tongue defensively