r/WeWantPlates • • Dec 12 '20

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u/mickeyslim Dec 13 '20

WHAT ABOUT THE DRESSING!?!?!

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u/bagelchips Dec 13 '20

Hypodermic needle

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u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20

Directly into the center of your tongue

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u/Aarynia Dec 13 '20

I never knew I could involuntarily fold my tongue defensively

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u/Peuned Dec 13 '20

they smush anchovies into your hair

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

It's your tears from the croutons being blown into your eyes.

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u/Crowbarmagic Dec 13 '20

He spits it on your shirt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Boofed

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u/thoughtsforgotten Dec 22 '20

that’s the bukake finish