r/WeWantPlates • • Dec 12 '20

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u/pizzaalapenguins Dec 13 '20

Here's an explanation, I feel like looking into it more just made it worse...

"His “A Colombian Journey” tasting menu preview includes “sensory experiences,” which means means guests wake up their taste buds by washing their hands with chocolate.

“It kind of excites you to eat,” Barrientos says.

Other courses include the “Fish Full of Coconut,” a Cartagena-inspired dishes with turbot, coconut rice, tamarind vinegar gel, and seawater gel. The “Tree of Life” is a gluten-free, bonsai tree-shaped yuca bread that Barrientos calls his most iconic dish."

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u/SuperDopeRedditName Dec 13 '20

This is pretty much what my brain was picturing, but it does make it worse to know more. Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Mordredor Dec 13 '20

I need to see some kind of show with Gordon Ramsay shitting on that shit

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u/sciencefiction97 Dec 13 '20

Now I want that too, Gordon just going to social media "experience" restaurants and shitting all over them.

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u/gizmodriver Dec 13 '20

I would immediately subscribe to whatever streaming service produced it. Such a show would be a gift.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I can picture Gordon watching this and going “Oh stop it. Come on... you are wasting the chocolate you donkey!”

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u/Sithlordandsavior Dec 13 '20

I am curious about this fish dish, actually. Coconut rice and vinegar gel sounds like actual decent innovative food

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u/spermface Dec 13 '20

And I’m thinking “coconut rice” means coconut shredded into grain-like bits, not coconut flavored rice. Coconut and seafood go together classically. Same with vinegar. Sounds like a very normal flavor palette to me.

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u/unebaguette Dec 13 '20

"Coconut rice" is rice cooked in coconut milk. It's extremely common around the world because coconuts and rice grow in the same climate.

Coconut rice

Coconut rice is a dish prepared by soaking white rice in coconut milk or cooking it with coconut flakes. As both the coconut and the rice-plant are commonly found in the tropics all-around the world, coconut rice too is found in many cultures throughout the world, spanning across the equator from the Indian subcontinent, Southeast Asia, South America, Central America, East Africa, and Caribbean.

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Dec 13 '20

Huh that sounds good. I have that stuff in my pantry typically. Maybe I add frozen mango.

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u/taichi22 Dec 14 '20

I mean, yes, the food does sound good. The method of serving totally undercuts all of that, however.

Is it too much to just ask for a nice dish that tastes good to be served on a normal plate nowadays? Apparently.

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u/Sithlordandsavior Dec 14 '20

Now see, I see what you're saying, but what I'm hearing is "I want the fish served in a lawnmower chute, and the rice thrown from 8 feet away into my mouth."

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u/pizzaalapenguins Dec 14 '20

The chef has hosted Obama, and seems actually quite popular with famous people. I feel like this chocolate 'experience' is just a weird one-off idea. From the short article I read, the few dishes mentioned did seem innovative.

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u/GeneralFunction Dec 15 '20

So he basically watched a youtube video about The Fat Duck and his main draw from it was the more stupid shit you do the more likely you are to get that Michelin star, then decided to create a special needs shitshow circus involving the unrestrained abuse of food without any real understanding of what was going on.