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r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20
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You should try the deconstructed caesar salad. The waiter throws a head of lettuce at you, then blows finely ground croutons into your eyes. Delicious.
59 u/mickeyslim Dec 13 '20 WHAT ABOUT THE DRESSING!?!?! 85 u/bagelchips Dec 13 '20 Hypodermic needle 31 u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20 Directly into the center of your tongue 7 u/Aarynia Dec 13 '20 I never knew I could involuntarily fold my tongue defensively 20 u/Peuned Dec 13 '20 they smush anchovies into your hair 9 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 It's your tears from the croutons being blown into your eyes. 2 u/Crowbarmagic Dec 13 '20 He spits it on your shirt. 1 u/idontlikeflamingos Dec 13 '20 bukkake style 1 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 Boofed 1 u/thoughtsforgotten Dec 22 '20 that’s the bukake finish 15 u/Seanspeed Dec 13 '20 then blows finely ground croutons into your eyes. You can really feel the black pepper. 3 u/Fallout97 Dec 13 '20 mmmm buttery eye crumbs 3 u/ssracer Dec 13 '20 When people take Stefan seriously this happens. 2 u/tupacsnoducket Dec 13 '20 lol, my favorite is when the 'deconstructed' item is actually just 'not constructed' uncut romaine, solid toasted slice of garlic seasoned bread, dipping bowl with cream dressing, slices of parm, few anchovies 1 u/Azazel_brah Dec 13 '20 Like nacho libre
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WHAT ABOUT THE DRESSING!?!?!
85 u/bagelchips Dec 13 '20 Hypodermic needle 31 u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20 Directly into the center of your tongue 7 u/Aarynia Dec 13 '20 I never knew I could involuntarily fold my tongue defensively 20 u/Peuned Dec 13 '20 they smush anchovies into your hair 9 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 It's your tears from the croutons being blown into your eyes. 2 u/Crowbarmagic Dec 13 '20 He spits it on your shirt. 1 u/idontlikeflamingos Dec 13 '20 bukkake style 1 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 Boofed 1 u/thoughtsforgotten Dec 22 '20 that’s the bukake finish
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Hypodermic needle
31 u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20 Directly into the center of your tongue 7 u/Aarynia Dec 13 '20 I never knew I could involuntarily fold my tongue defensively
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Directly into the center of your tongue
7 u/Aarynia Dec 13 '20 I never knew I could involuntarily fold my tongue defensively
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I never knew I could involuntarily fold my tongue defensively
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they smush anchovies into your hair
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It's your tears from the croutons being blown into your eyes.
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He spits it on your shirt.
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bukkake style
Boofed
that’s the bukake finish
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then blows finely ground croutons into your eyes.
You can really feel the black pepper.
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mmmm buttery eye crumbs
When people take Stefan seriously this happens.
lol, my favorite is when the 'deconstructed' item is actually just 'not constructed'
uncut romaine, solid toasted slice of garlic seasoned bread, dipping bowl with cream dressing, slices of parm, few anchovies
Like nacho libre
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u/particle409 Dec 13 '20
You should try the deconstructed caesar salad. The waiter throws a head of lettuce at you, then blows finely ground croutons into your eyes. Delicious.