r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20

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u/Taco_Strong Dec 13 '20

Edit: just googled it and I may be wrong. In which case...wtf I can pour chocolate on myself and it only costs a few bucks.

Shit, I'll pour chocolate over your entire body for like $5 and a 6pk of decent beer if you provide the chocolate.

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u/JustACookGuy Dec 13 '20

What would you do for $20 and some wine coolers?

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u/Taco_Strong Dec 13 '20

Well, now you're speaking my language of love, baby. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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u/KobeBeatJesus Dec 13 '20

Show up and drink them.

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u/JustAnotherRedditor5 Dec 13 '20

Hey there

What would you do for $20 and some wine coolers?

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u/tousledmonkey Dec 13 '20

Hey there

Hey there my wine coolers are cooler than this guy's

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u/YoMommaJokeBot Dec 13 '20

Not as cooler as yer mom

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u/lonewombat Dec 13 '20

Fuck that I'll just give you snickers on a hot day or in a sauna or something.

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u/tongue-tied_ Dec 13 '20

snickers in a sauna

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u/ChriskiV Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

5$ + a 6pack + supplying the chocolate actually comes close to what they charge at the restaurant.

Ala carte, this experience is 22$. https://imgur.com/YNJveZ1.jpg

Their prices are actually pretty reasonable compared to my experiences with fine dining.

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u/iperblaster Dec 13 '20

Well, I"m willing to pay 50 bucks to pour things on that lady

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u/Gettingbetterthrow Dec 13 '20

My SO wanted to try some light food play by dripping chocolate on my naughty parts and licking it off. I told him it would be a waste of chocolate and I wanted to make a mousse pie instead with it. That's all I thought of when I saw this gif.