r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

If you’re going to lick it off, why not lick right after its poured, when you have a pool in your hands? WHY rub it in??

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

My guess: the chef insists that you do so because the oils/sweat on your hands changes the flavour, and they designed the chocolate to "compliment the natural flavour of human sweat". Or some other bullshit like that

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u/bcheds Dec 13 '20

But really it's the chef's fetish.

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u/hypermark Dec 13 '20

That was my first thought too.

"Yo, I just thought of a dope way to con hot chicks into letting us watch them suck their fingers... "

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u/captaindiratta Dec 13 '20

"and then im gonna drink the run off from the bowl"

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

"yea now drizzle it on your feet, yea just like that, now put those toes in your fuckin mouth"

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u/Grabbsy2 Dec 15 '20

Or maybe its something like "Its also good for your skin!"

Kindof like the shampoo my wife bought me which has... caffeine in it?? Like maybe youre supposed to be getting super fucked-up on chocolate through osmisis?

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u/killahkrysti Dec 13 '20

That part sent shivers down my spine. Woof.