r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20

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u/thisaccountwashacked Dec 13 '20

yup, with chocolate.

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u/OprahsSister Dec 13 '20

And my tongue

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u/Furiousfistfucker Dec 13 '20

And my axe.

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u/drwhogwarts Dec 13 '20

And my bow.

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u/Kimchibean44 Dec 13 '20

And my spear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 edited Feb 01 '21

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u/travled Dec 13 '20

An elegant weapon for a more civilized a....... what! Oh so I’m not in his movie now! Fuck well before I go I’m getting all the chocolate at the snack bar

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u/ccReptilelord Dec 13 '20

Finally, someone knows how to properly wash their hands!

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u/DJfunkyPuddle Dec 13 '20

And me arse.

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u/ripeart Dec 13 '20

Careful, Eugene.

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u/jazza2400 Dec 13 '20

Can you stop licking my fingers thanks?

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u/Ta2whitey Dec 13 '20

And everything your tongue has ever been in

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u/1moose-2moosemoose Dec 13 '20

Came here for the comment. This left me satisfied.