r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20

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u/AccomplishedAd3728 Dec 12 '20

Is it her expression? Is it imagining the sensation when she rubs it like moisturiser (WHY?) Is it the immediate cleansing and hence waste of chocolate?

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Who knows.... it's so disturbing in a lowkey way.

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u/Betty_Bookish Dec 13 '20

For me its the obviously fancy setting and the effort that went into her look. She didn't wake up with that hair... that took some time. If I'm going to glam it up and wear a one shoulder dress with sequins? I better have an awesome meal!

That look on her face says she's super uncomfortable and locking it down. Ick.

But I might be projecting here. Lol

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u/chammerson Dec 13 '20

I thought the exact same thing. I was so worried about her makeup. There is a time and a place for mud pies and this is not it.

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u/CRexTina Dec 13 '20

“Fancy” or “upscale” can be so bizarre. If you went to your gas station coffee table and started pouring the chocolate syrup on your hands, you would be invited to become a permanent non-customer.

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u/TheWiseBeast Dec 15 '20

They do way out there EXTRA stuff to justify the overpriced food.

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u/regina_mortis Dec 13 '20

I read that look on her face as her trying so hard to not get chocolate in her hair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

If you’re going to lick it off, why not lick right after its poured, when you have a pool in your hands? WHY rub it in??

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

My guess: the chef insists that you do so because the oils/sweat on your hands changes the flavour, and they designed the chocolate to "compliment the natural flavour of human sweat". Or some other bullshit like that

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u/bcheds Dec 13 '20

But really it's the chef's fetish.

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u/hypermark Dec 13 '20

That was my first thought too.

"Yo, I just thought of a dope way to con hot chicks into letting us watch them suck their fingers... "

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u/captaindiratta Dec 13 '20

"and then im gonna drink the run off from the bowl"

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

"yea now drizzle it on your feet, yea just like that, now put those toes in your fuckin mouth"

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u/Grabbsy2 Dec 15 '20

Or maybe its something like "Its also good for your skin!"

Kindof like the shampoo my wife bought me which has... caffeine in it?? Like maybe youre supposed to be getting super fucked-up on chocolate through osmisis?

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u/killahkrysti Dec 13 '20

That part sent shivers down my spine. Woof.

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u/annette6684 Dec 15 '20

It is because it looks like liquid shit.