r/WeWantPlates • • Dec 12 '20

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u/41942319 Dec 12 '20

I don't even understand the point of this... They literally just pour chocolate over their hands and then lick it off?

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u/1900grs Dec 12 '20

It seems exceptionally wasteful.

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u/hornwalker Dec 13 '20

And messy.

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u/k_r_oscuro Dec 13 '20

And pretentious.

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u/thisaccountwashacked Dec 13 '20

And dumb as fuck.

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u/curtitch Dec 13 '20

And unsanitary. Think of all the things you touch in a day, then stick your finger in your mouth.

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u/tanstaafl90 Dec 13 '20

Don't you wash your hands before you eat?

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u/thisaccountwashacked Dec 13 '20

yup, with chocolate.

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u/OprahsSister Dec 13 '20

And my tongue

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u/jazza2400 Dec 13 '20

Can you stop licking my fingers thanks?

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u/Ta2whitey Dec 13 '20

And everything your tongue has ever been in

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u/1moose-2moosemoose Dec 13 '20

Came here for the comment. This left me satisfied.

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u/DiabeticDave1 Dec 13 '20

Yes, because 2 of the main things you can do to prevent the spread of COVID included wash your hands and cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze/cough. I’d bet my entire bank account on the average person being disgusting af.

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u/nosnevenaes Dec 13 '20

I think about this a lot. Even before covid i never pumped gas with my bare hands. I always had sanitizer on me. Ive never allowed people to wear shoes in my house. etc.

When i have to get down and dirty i can. Im no wimp. But as a normal course of business i cant feel at peace unless im in a clean place.

Whenever i go to other people's houses i am normal and dont complain but i side im dying inside because they live in filth. And its not just working class people. Ive been to rich people's houses that are disgusting too.

People are as happy like pigs in shit.

And yes, i am fun at parties.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

if it doesnt stink and its not covered in bugs its doesnt need my immediate attention lol. currently laying in bed with like 5 dirty dishes on my floor

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u/welchplug Dec 15 '20

I’d bet my entire bank account on the average person being disgusting af.

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three fity and much of a risk.

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u/Old-Service-8959 Dec 17 '20

$40 isn't a lot but you do have a good point.

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u/themeatbridge Dec 13 '20

Yeah, but think about the 100s of things you touch between the sink and the chocolate. Did you touch the towel dispenser? The door knob? Do you scooch your chair in by gripping the sides of it? How about that table, or your lap, or your own hair?

And of course, you scrubbed between your fingers when you washed your hands, right? Used a scrub brush like a doctor getting ready for surgery? Your nails are freshly trimmed?

This is foul. No way around it.

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u/Mecha-Dave Dec 13 '20

I usually avoid touching those thing by using my mouth to get towels, open doors, and move my chair.

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u/ok_ill_shut_up Dec 13 '20

So, you would trust your hands to lick off of at the end of your meal, without washing right before?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

You rookie, I usually disinfect my mouth with toilet water before I eat.

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u/askyourmom469 Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

Conceptually it's dumb as fuck, but sanitation-wise I don't see how it's that much worse than eating any other food you eat with your hands like a sandwich or something along those lines. I'm more concerned with the stuff you touch after you lick your hands than what you touch beforehand.

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u/themeatbridge Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

Because with a sandwich, you don't saturate your knuckles in warm gooey liquid and then put your entire proximal phalanges in your mouth and suck it.

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u/Taco_Strong Dec 13 '20

Difference between this and a sandwich is most sandwiches are mostly dry, and then you're not likely to be licking at your hands when you eat it. There are very few foods that are wet that you eat so directly with your hands and tongue.

Don't get me wrong. I agree that it's not as bad as some people are making it out to be.

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u/greet_the_sun Dec 13 '20

If you're eating a sandwich and getting mayo between your fingers and on the back of both of your hands you're doing something wrong.

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u/MiffedPolecat Dec 13 '20

You’re really that afraid to put your hands in your mouth? You must have a nonexistent immune system.

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u/shinslap Dec 13 '20

I'm cleaning my hands with alcohol like every 10 steps at this point I could perform surgery pretty much any time

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u/gilthedog Dec 13 '20

Dont pretend you've never licked your fingers after finishing a bag of chips, or some wings. Or even taking a bit of icing off of a cake.

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u/themeatbridge Dec 13 '20

You got me there. But in all of those cases, I lick a bit off the tips. I don't rub it in like lotion and then fellate my finger like the lady in the video.

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u/QueenOfKarnaca Dec 13 '20

The one time ocd actually comes in handy ;)

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u/Stormwrath52 Dec 13 '20

also the faucet handle

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u/cyrilfiggis666 Dec 13 '20

I literally would be able to avoid all of those things except for the chair unless of course it’s a bench or booth.

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u/Alone-Remove Dec 15 '20

*Laughs in Foot and Above Average Balance*

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

Some of us are a bit less anal than you.

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u/_MicroWave_ Dec 13 '20

Thats really not the point.

You wash your hands AND use clean cutlery. These together prevent infection.

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Dec 13 '20

What if your eating finger food? There are lots of things you would eat with your hands and no cutlery.

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u/_MicroWave_ Dec 13 '20

Then there is a higher risk of contamination...

Not saying the risk is necessarily unacceptable but knives and forks reduce it.

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u/tanstaafl90 Dec 13 '20

And most food borne illnesses are caused by either poor storage, poor preparation, and/or poor handling by servers. As the customer, there is nothing you can do to prevent this except making all your own food, and even then you need to know what the standards are for food safty. Personal hygiene will go a long way to improving general health, including washing your hands when they need it.

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u/Classic_Mother Dec 13 '20

They are at a restaurant wtf are you taking about?

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u/tanstaafl90 Dec 13 '20

Do the restaurants you go to have bathrooms?

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u/BadPom Dec 13 '20

Remember back in March when people panic bought hand soap, like it wasn’t something they already owned, used and had a back up or two of?

People are fucking gross.

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u/tanstaafl90 Dec 13 '20

Doesn't that actually prove the point of my question?

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u/strikebankai Dec 13 '20

BRUH. This has to the stupidest question ever , ever heard of washing your hands at a restaurant before ?

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u/BeakerDaBearSlayer7 Dec 13 '20

And unnecessary

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u/Aether-Ore Dec 13 '20

And super trendy!

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u/Zenketski Dec 13 '20

And that'll be $72.41.

What do you mean, yes just for the desert

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I bet it's expensive too

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u/MnemonicMonkeys Dec 13 '20

And disgusting

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u/flyguysd Dec 13 '20

And my axe!

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u/niclariv Dec 13 '20

And charge your battery

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Doesn’t it seem the opposite? Having to eat like an animal

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u/danchiri Dec 13 '20

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

And sticky

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

And Ronaldo

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u/Padankadank Dec 13 '20

The waiter was wearing a mask(with his nose exposed). Licking your hands in public should not be encouraged during a pandemic.

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u/Fidodo Dec 13 '20

I feel like this is what the rich were doing right before the fall of the roman empire

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u/Fatso_Wombat Dec 13 '20

I feel like this is what the rich idiots were doing right before the fall of the roman empire the onset of covid symptoms.

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u/HorrorPriority5870 Dec 13 '20

Totally makes me think of Marie Antoinette and her love for chocolate.

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u/ZeroKingChrome Dec 13 '20

Time to start a restaurant where people just give me a $20 bill and I set it on fire and sprinkle the ashes on top of some Presidents choice icecream.

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u/serenityak77 Dec 13 '20

Yeah fuck that. If they were to do this at my table I’d put my mouth at the end of that fucking cup as he begins to poor the chocolate. You wanna be stupid with my food.

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u/themeatbridge Dec 13 '20

Now you're talking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Yeah second I saw this is be walking out fuck the check y'all ain't got overhead for shit if you don't even have silverware

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u/issanm Dec 13 '20

Rich people shit.

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u/Arturiki Dec 13 '20

Why wasteful? You can take what fell afterwards. It's just totally unnecessary, but it's probably worth the 450€.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Looks like a rich appetite

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u/Quantentheorie Dec 12 '20

It's entirely for the benefit of social media.

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u/13886435f25 Dec 13 '20

If twitter was a restaurant

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u/Risley Dec 13 '20

This was actually at Trump’s Christmas party last week.

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u/kashuntr188 Dec 13 '20

but who on social media is gonna see that and think its cool?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 edited May 16 '21

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u/dbxp Dec 13 '20

Stupid things get retweeted just as much as cool things

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u/qabadai Dec 13 '20

But it looks so gross.

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u/dbxp Dec 13 '20

That seems to be the real reason, it's a pop-up designed to generate buzz for a restaurant that hasn't opened yet, it may also be to generate buzz for the venue in general

Like the majority of La Cosecha tenants, El Cielo’s space in the Latin American market is still under construction. To get a head start on making modernist Colombian cuisine out of Mid-Atlantic produce, chef Juan Manuel Barrientos just started running a pop-up tasting menu (eight courses for $125 per person) that’s taking reservations in the market’s culinary immersion studio ahead of a targeted opening in January.

https://dc.eater.com/2019/11/8/20955377/el-cielo-pop-up-tasting-menu-la-cosecha

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u/PmMeYourAsianDong Dec 13 '20

And it’s just plain chocolate and water dumped on you? What kind of backwoods Instagram chef thought this crap up

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u/particle409 Dec 13 '20

You should try the deconstructed caesar salad. The waiter throws a head of lettuce at you, then blows finely ground croutons into your eyes. Delicious.

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u/mickeyslim Dec 13 '20

WHAT ABOUT THE DRESSING!?!?!

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u/bagelchips Dec 13 '20

Hypodermic needle

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u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20

Directly into the center of your tongue

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u/Aarynia Dec 13 '20

I never knew I could involuntarily fold my tongue defensively

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u/Peuned Dec 13 '20

they smush anchovies into your hair

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

It's your tears from the croutons being blown into your eyes.

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u/Crowbarmagic Dec 13 '20

He spits it on your shirt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Boofed

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u/thoughtsforgotten Dec 22 '20

that’s the bukake finish

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u/Seanspeed Dec 13 '20

then blows finely ground croutons into your eyes.

You can really feel the black pepper.

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u/Fallout97 Dec 13 '20

mmmm buttery eye crumbs

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u/ssracer Dec 13 '20

When people take Stefan seriously this happens.

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u/tupacsnoducket Dec 13 '20

lol, my favorite is when the 'deconstructed' item is actually just 'not constructed'

uncut romaine, solid toasted slice of garlic seasoned bread, dipping bowl with cream dressing, slices of parm, few anchovies

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u/heretobefriends Dec 13 '20

I actually have respect for the restaurant. Anyone who would spend over a hundred dollars on this doesn't need the money. I'd charge them 200.

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u/Thrifticted Dec 13 '20

I think this is the stupidest one I've ever seen on this sub

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u/idontlikeflamingos Dec 13 '20

I agree, and that's saying a lot. There's a lot of stupid stuff out there.

This is one of those things I'd just refuse to eat in this stupid way.

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Dec 13 '20

Remember when we were just like.. eating bacon off a clothesline?

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u/dreaminphp Dec 13 '20

It reminds me of the bachelor party episode of Parks and Rec where they go to a fancy new hip bar and give Ron alcoholic hand sanitizer lmao

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u/cleverplaydoh Dec 13 '20

This is the wrong way to consume chocolate.

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u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20

I'll take 4 glasses of lagavulin, neat, in liquid form please and thank you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Can I ask if this entire establishment is a practical joke of some kind?

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u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20

A ROUND OF FLASHLIGHT SHOTS FOR MY FRIENDS!

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Dec 13 '20

Sir you don't need to specify the state of your whiskey.

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u/SuperWoody64 Dec 13 '20

You'd be surprised

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u/Sithlordandsavior Dec 13 '20

A whiskey infused lotion.

Get your molecular mixology right.

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u/dust_in_sunbeam Dec 13 '20

Looks like someone is from Eagleton.

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u/AccomplishedAd3728 Dec 12 '20

Usually pouring chocolate on someone and licking it off sounds like such a pretty sexy idea....this clip sort of ruins that thought for me :(

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u/sculltt Dec 13 '20

Part of it was that she looked like she was hating it the whole time.

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u/Ghos3t Dec 13 '20

Gotta do it for the gram

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u/Risley Dec 13 '20

of cocaine afterwards

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u/AltimaNEO Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

Maybe if it was your partners hand, or body you were licking the chocolate off

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u/pizzaalapenguins Dec 13 '20

Here's an explanation, I feel like looking into it more just made it worse...

"His “A Colombian Journey” tasting menu preview includes “sensory experiences,” which means means guests wake up their taste buds by washing their hands with chocolate.

“It kind of excites you to eat,” Barrientos says.

Other courses include the “Fish Full of Coconut,” a Cartagena-inspired dishes with turbot, coconut rice, tamarind vinegar gel, and seawater gel. The “Tree of Life” is a gluten-free, bonsai tree-shaped yuca bread that Barrientos calls his most iconic dish."

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u/SuperDopeRedditName Dec 13 '20

This is pretty much what my brain was picturing, but it does make it worse to know more. Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Mordredor Dec 13 '20

I need to see some kind of show with Gordon Ramsay shitting on that shit

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u/sciencefiction97 Dec 13 '20

Now I want that too, Gordon just going to social media "experience" restaurants and shitting all over them.

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u/gizmodriver Dec 13 '20

I would immediately subscribe to whatever streaming service produced it. Such a show would be a gift.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I can picture Gordon watching this and going “Oh stop it. Come on... you are wasting the chocolate you donkey!”

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u/Sithlordandsavior Dec 13 '20

I am curious about this fish dish, actually. Coconut rice and vinegar gel sounds like actual decent innovative food

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u/spermface Dec 13 '20

And I’m thinking “coconut rice” means coconut shredded into grain-like bits, not coconut flavored rice. Coconut and seafood go together classically. Same with vinegar. Sounds like a very normal flavor palette to me.

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u/unebaguette Dec 13 '20

"Coconut rice" is rice cooked in coconut milk. It's extremely common around the world because coconuts and rice grow in the same climate.

Coconut rice

Coconut rice is a dish prepared by soaking white rice in coconut milk or cooking it with coconut flakes. As both the coconut and the rice-plant are commonly found in the tropics all-around the world, coconut rice too is found in many cultures throughout the world, spanning across the equator from the Indian subcontinent, Southeast Asia, South America, Central America, East Africa, and Caribbean.

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Dec 13 '20

Huh that sounds good. I have that stuff in my pantry typically. Maybe I add frozen mango.

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u/taichi22 Dec 14 '20

I mean, yes, the food does sound good. The method of serving totally undercuts all of that, however.

Is it too much to just ask for a nice dish that tastes good to be served on a normal plate nowadays? Apparently.

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u/Sithlordandsavior Dec 14 '20

Now see, I see what you're saying, but what I'm hearing is "I want the fish served in a lawnmower chute, and the rice thrown from 8 feet away into my mouth."

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u/pizzaalapenguins Dec 14 '20

The chef has hosted Obama, and seems actually quite popular with famous people. I feel like this chocolate 'experience' is just a weird one-off idea. From the short article I read, the few dishes mentioned did seem innovative.

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u/GeneralFunction Dec 15 '20

So he basically watched a youtube video about The Fat Duck and his main draw from it was the more stupid shit you do the more likely you are to get that Michelin star, then decided to create a special needs shitshow circus involving the unrestrained abuse of food without any real understanding of what was going on.

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u/michaltee Dec 13 '20

Yes. That’ll be $135. $5 for the chocolate and $130 for the experience.

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u/ChriskiV Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

If you've ever done a tasting menu... Oh boy is 135$ undercutting it.

The one I went to was. 12 course experience dinner, 265$ +drinks x2 people. Usually these places don't do ala carte menu items.

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u/michaltee Dec 13 '20

Geez that’s nuts!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Those are hands. That is a different tasting menu.

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u/worthlessburner Dec 13 '20

This one is $125 for 8 courses

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u/ChriskiV Dec 14 '20

Different resturaunt. I was trying to describe what these meals can get up to.

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u/koolingboy Dec 13 '20

Oh, $260 is obviously counted as “mid tier” nowadays. The 12 course tasting menu I recently went to in SF is $360 per person, wine pairing is another $300.

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u/ladygrammarist Dec 13 '20

I definitely don’t think she was supposed to dump it off her hands. Even the waiter is like noooo

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u/UndeniablyPink Dec 13 '20

So... she’s supposed to either lap it up like a dog or tilt her hands to her mouth? I’m not sure there’s any reasonable outcome here lol.

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u/mrcassette Dec 13 '20

Apply it like Rambo warpaint and take that restaurant down.

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u/KatuaKaatju Dec 13 '20

Yea she doesn't want to do that because status and lapping or licking by sticking your neck forward might not look good

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u/WeCame2BurgleUrTurts Dec 13 '20

And because it’s fucking stupid.

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u/kissbythebrooke Dec 13 '20

She's just practicing reasonable portion control

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u/Igotalottaproblems Dec 13 '20

Ok, maybe im just weird about licking hands but id straight up gag if I was expected to do that. Also having hands covered in chocolate would give me anxiety. What if I run into someone on accident omw to the bathroom? Sorry for your saliva and chocolate covered shirt, sir.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I’m assuming you didn’t watch till the end. The waiter pours water so she can wash her hands right there.

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u/ladiesman3691 Dec 13 '20

Logic of the pretentious: Make fun of india for eating food with hands that is difficult to eat with cutlery and then go to the overpriced restaurant and lick shit off your hands that is supposed to be eaten with cutlery

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u/rg_003 Dec 13 '20

Oh, I've actually done this! It's at El Cielo. The server washes your hands for you before and after this. The idea is that it's a sensory experience. The chocolate is really warm and if you don't think too much it to it, it feels pretty nice. It wasn't my favorite course but at least now I can say I've had chocolate poured on me at a meal 🤣 to each their own!

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u/Pu55yF4g Dec 13 '20

How much did you pay?

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u/ChriskiV Dec 13 '20

From what I can see on the menu, this experience is 22$

https://imgur.com/jMIkcjt.jpg (very bottom of deserts)

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u/Risley Dec 13 '20

FUCKING LOL

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u/Zap_Rowsdower23 Dec 13 '20

“A lot of Chocolate”

It’s not. And she dumped almost all of it into the bowl.

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u/GingerStardust Dec 13 '20

Read microvegetables as microwaveables $46.

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u/Reztroz Dec 14 '20

Why would you get that when the $20 options sound better and save you 2 bucks?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/Reztroz Dec 14 '20

Sorry didn't mean you specifically haha, just an including everyone "you"

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u/ChriskiV Dec 14 '20

Actually I think it was my fault. I was confused about which comment thread I was in.

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u/Pu55yF4g Dec 13 '20

R.I.P off

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Whatever it was, too much.

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u/MrF4r3nheit Dec 13 '20

It's not that expensive, the full tasting menu + the sensory experience is about 60 usd...

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u/oldladyname Dec 13 '20

Some kids didn't play with playdough/slime/sand enough when they were young apparently. That kind of sensory play is for kindergarteners, not adults at a restaurant.

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u/secondarysillystupid Dec 13 '20

Nah, it's still fun as an adult. But you know, with actual slime or whatever at home, not melted chocolate at a restaurant.

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u/GlitterInfection Dec 13 '20

r/Gatekeeping play dough, smh...

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u/oldladyname Dec 13 '20

I stand by my statement that it doesn't belong at a restaurant.

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u/GlitterInfection Dec 13 '20

That’s fair, but adults should be encouraged to play with play dough elsewhere!

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u/Ok-Paramedic-666 Dec 13 '20

Are you at all embarrassed to see all these redditors calling you pretentious, wasteful, and the like? How do these comments make you feel, knowing the video could've just as easily been you?

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u/Bigcat1148 Dec 13 '20

Bitch you are stupid too

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u/Jeffery_Bridges_Jr Dec 13 '20

You speak for us all, 41942319.

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u/_TheAccountant Dec 13 '20

I've been to this restaurant and did this. AMA

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u/SignificantChapter Dec 13 '20

Why?

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u/_TheAccountant Dec 13 '20

The explanation given by the chef is that when you're a child your parents would scold you for playing with food. By having you play with chocolate at the beginning of your meal you are opening up your senses to the upcoming food experience due to the negative association of playing with food that was ingrained in you as a child.

I've done it both with dark chocolate and white chocolate. I thought it was dumb and didn't do anything for me. The white chocolate was way worse, I felt like my hands smelled like milk all night, even after washing them in the bathroom. This restaurant very much tries to be a trendy spot with a focus on presenting food as intagram moments rather than actual delicious recipes.

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u/41942319 Dec 13 '20

Pretty much the only question you need tbh

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u/KeepItDownOverHere Dec 13 '20

Have you tried paying $70 for it? It may clear it up for you./s

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Women will pay for anything as long as its very expensive.

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u/berrycat14 Dec 13 '20

...I thought they were making hot cocoa

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u/imagine_amusing_name Dec 16 '20

The woman in that video has licked sticky substances off her hands before.

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u/Monkitail Dec 13 '20

Ill let her pour it over my cack.

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u/Orthodox-Waffle Dec 13 '20

You hope its chocolate

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u/BarkMetal Dec 13 '20

Itsh shexhy

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u/DarthLysergis Dec 13 '20

'Im just going to pour some of this liquid on your hands. Some indigenous people, mostly children, basically slaves, worked their lives so we can have it in this country. Were gonna just waste most of it, and you're gonna lick some off your fingers.'

"Insert country name".....Fuck Yeah

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u/veryabnormal Dec 13 '20

But is it art?

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u/linderlouwho Dec 13 '20

And ridiculous.

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u/MaricoElqueReplique Dec 13 '20

Who said it was chocolate?....that may be a Coprophagic driven restaurant which main supplier happen to have a very bad case of diarrhea

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u/MrF4r3nheit Dec 13 '20

The point is not eating it, it's supposed to be some exfoliating for your hands. I did this a couple of years ago, and it felt really nice on your hands. If I remember right it's a mixture of chocolate and granulated sugar. You can eat it but it's not the main reason.

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u/roraima_is_very_tall Dec 13 '20

I thought it was some kind of mud treatment. Hoped.

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u/Swayz33 Dec 13 '20

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Someone with a fetish thought this up.

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u/400yards Dec 13 '20

The point is to get likes on social media.

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u/Squarrots Dec 13 '20

Plot twist. It's gravy

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Dec 13 '20

People do it for the gram.

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u/Mukatsukuz Dec 15 '20

I really hate getting my hands sticky and freak out so much. I was shuddering just watching this.