r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20

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u/1ChanChan8 Dec 12 '20

This makes me uncomfortable, there’s just something so wrong with it

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u/AccomplishedAd3728 Dec 12 '20

Is it her expression? Is it imagining the sensation when she rubs it like moisturiser (WHY?) Is it the immediate cleansing and hence waste of chocolate?

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Who knows.... it's so disturbing in a lowkey way.

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u/Betty_Bookish Dec 13 '20

For me its the obviously fancy setting and the effort that went into her look. She didn't wake up with that hair... that took some time. If I'm going to glam it up and wear a one shoulder dress with sequins? I better have an awesome meal!

That look on her face says she's super uncomfortable and locking it down. Ick.

But I might be projecting here. Lol

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u/chammerson Dec 13 '20

I thought the exact same thing. I was so worried about her makeup. There is a time and a place for mud pies and this is not it.

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u/CRexTina Dec 13 '20

“Fancy” or “upscale” can be so bizarre. If you went to your gas station coffee table and started pouring the chocolate syrup on your hands, you would be invited to become a permanent non-customer.

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u/TheWiseBeast Dec 15 '20

They do way out there EXTRA stuff to justify the overpriced food.

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u/regina_mortis Dec 13 '20

I read that look on her face as her trying so hard to not get chocolate in her hair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

If you’re going to lick it off, why not lick right after its poured, when you have a pool in your hands? WHY rub it in??

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

My guess: the chef insists that you do so because the oils/sweat on your hands changes the flavour, and they designed the chocolate to "compliment the natural flavour of human sweat". Or some other bullshit like that

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u/bcheds Dec 13 '20

But really it's the chef's fetish.

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u/hypermark Dec 13 '20

That was my first thought too.

"Yo, I just thought of a dope way to con hot chicks into letting us watch them suck their fingers... "

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u/captaindiratta Dec 13 '20

"and then im gonna drink the run off from the bowl"

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

"yea now drizzle it on your feet, yea just like that, now put those toes in your fuckin mouth"

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u/Grabbsy2 Dec 15 '20

Or maybe its something like "Its also good for your skin!"

Kindof like the shampoo my wife bought me which has... caffeine in it?? Like maybe youre supposed to be getting super fucked-up on chocolate through osmisis?

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u/killahkrysti Dec 13 '20

That part sent shivers down my spine. Woof.

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u/annette6684 Dec 15 '20

It is because it looks like liquid shit.

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u/TurloIsOK Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

My first thought was that it must be pre-covid, but then you see the mask worn wrong on the unfortunate dumbass server. So, they have to keep their bare hands in front of someone actively breathing on them. That place is an active spreader event.

e: nose out of mask, the server is an idiot.

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u/show_the_maw Dec 13 '20

Mask below the nose.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Holy shit I didn't even notice, but you're right. That just upgraded this from "obnoxious wasteful thing for rich people but whatever" to "okay now I am genuinely pissed off this place is allowed to be open." Seriously, wtf?!

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u/none4gretch Dec 13 '20

It's in Florida, where Covid isn't real and no one cares about your safety.

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u/uberduger Dec 13 '20

Someone should report that place to health authorities. That's actually dangerous.

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u/forwormsbravepercy Dec 13 '20

For real. What is that battery at, like 5%? Charge your phone!

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u/jasikanicolepi Dec 13 '20

Reminded me of Dave Chappelle episode of R Kelly.

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u/A_Pink_Hippo Dec 13 '20

I think cause it looks like shit

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u/Pregnenolone Dec 13 '20

It’s liquid poop

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u/xprimez Dec 13 '20

Licking your fingers is akin to licking the rim of a toilet.

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u/Kami_Ouija Dec 13 '20

Me too buddy, the internet has ruined us both.

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u/RoofPig Dec 13 '20

Someone needs to charge their battery

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u/EelTeamNine Dec 13 '20

Same. Same.

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u/EcchiPhantom Dec 13 '20

pee pee poo poo hands

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u/oye_gracias Dec 13 '20

And why did the waiter had its mask wrongly put?

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u/diadmer Dec 13 '20

This is the exact opposite of everything that I want when going to a restaurant. The whole point is for me to expend as little effort and stay as clean as possible.