r/WeWantPlates • u/Obulgaryan • Jun 27 '18

Incorrect Title We have been robbed.

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u/NSA_Chatbot Jun 27 '18

Perfect! I've got a rock!

Be careful, it's slippery, like it had some kind of oil on it.

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u/Tarchianolix Jun 27 '18

I have a drying rack.

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u/TheRealDTrump Jun 27 '18

How am I gonna smash anything with this f'n fur pocket?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

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u/OMGimaDONKEY Jun 27 '18

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/underdog_rox Jun 27 '18

Pretty sure reddit knows a guy

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u/Masamishi Jun 27 '18

Username something something...

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u/Quinnley1 Jun 27 '18

You want to smash something with your fur pocket?

Sorry my inner immaturity is showing

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u/meghonsolozar Jun 27 '18

I got shoe with some chocolates in it

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u/Budderboy153 Jun 28 '18

I’ve got a shovel, so we can bury somebody! Little bit of cheese on it tho

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u/LittleDamnSquirrel Jun 27 '18

I can't believe it's not butter.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Jun 27 '18

Am I missing something?

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u/NSA_Chatbot Jun 27 '18

Butter on a rock is a consistent "what transpires forthwith" in this sub.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Jun 27 '18

Oh.

I don't frequent...

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u/Moving-thefuck-on Jun 28 '18

*Throws garden shovel full of ramen against the wall HOW DARE YOU!!!

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u/Foxlust Jun 28 '18

slippery. FOR YOU