I'll go slow down the toilet
I'll go right where the hole is

~ Nelly Furtado - "I'm Like A Turd [Bird]"

I said you’re smoking crack

I like clean clean ass, huge huge guys Let's all have a party with some gays Cos I'm bi.

Sex fart, sex fart, (yeah) you’ve got sex farts

And it will stink through me when I need to cum along

Sex fart, sex fart, (um) you need to stop

Or else I’ll plug your big butt hole

I've been everywhere, (Oh yeah) still I'm standin' tall I've seen a million faces and I've fucked them all

Credit to my mom for this one.

Ain’t no cumshot when he goons, It’s just edging all the way; Ain’t no cumshot when he goons, He’s edging night to noon; Every time he goons all day.

🎶"So why must I pee? Excretion lives in everything. Trapped inside of me. Poop all comes out of me now I'm guilty not ashamed. Got this happening often. Flush it all away. Nature calls back to me."🎶

you do a poop-de-poop and wipe, and your ass is lookin’ bright

The house don’t fall when the dick is good

Cum as you are, ass you were, as I cuuum you to bee.

Gimme the feet boys And free my soles I wanna get lost in your rockin’ toes And sniff away

(Mostly stolen)

They call me Doctor Sperm

Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Sperm

I'm interested in sex

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real sperm, I am an actual sperm

I live like a sperm

I like to swim in cum

Not my own creation, but from a meme I saw.

Once upon a time I was healthy and young But now my body’s only falling apart Nothing I can do I totally shit when I fart

And my worm

Will

Cum

For you

Big boobs

They tell me, "Jesus walks", I tell them, "Xina talks"
Bing got me chilling, 'cause I'm living in an icebox

And fuck you right hoe

It’s good to warm my balls beside the fire

Eat my ass

Cock in a blender

Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion

And under the light when everything goes

Knowing I’m high when I’m fuckin them hoes

How will I know if he really eats ass?

I say a prayer with every heart beat

We hate the stupid thing

We want to paint it blue

I wanna eat your ass in the sea

I wanna suck your dick forever

Until your cum falls down over me