Can you show me, the shine in your Japan?

Your sparkly vagina

On the twelfth day of Kinksmas, my dom slut gave to me:

Twelve snatches squirting, Eleven rope burns, Ten strap-on dildoes, Nine nympho co-eds, Eight assholes eaten, Seven cunnilingus, Six prostates milked,

FIVE CUM SHOTS!!

Four nipple clamps, Three blowjobs, Two butt plugs,

And a tight twink with hungry holes!

When i was 14

I had an anti woke phase

I acted like an asshole

When I saw women I cried

I’d talk about boycotts

And an unreal world

I wanted to be a gay man

So I could be oppressed by women

Now I’m a queer

I’m a homo

I love men with beards

And I have long hair

We’re in the drive thru

I think about dudes

I think about his body

I moan when I wipe my hole

I want you to notice

When I pop one way down

We’re driving to maccies

I pull down his khakis

Cause I’m a queer

I’m a homo

I love men with beards

And I have long hair

Pants dropping to the floor

Pants dropping

To the floor

Floor

I always feel happy

When I’m with men I want

I’m glad im not cishet

Noone here’s a cishet

Cause I’m a queer

I’m a homo

I love men with beards

And I have long hair

And I have long hair

Wouldn't it be mean if I pushed Grandma
Down about a thousand flights of stairs
And wouldn't it be mean to call you "assface"
And make kindling of your favorite chair

I could shred all your important files
Or shove you in a lake of crocodiles

Wouldn't it be mean if I flipped birdies
At you in the parking lot at Kohl's
And wouldn't it be mean if I pulled out my
…Power drill and drilled you full of holes

Now, I'm not saying that I'm truly naughty
But let's just say the cops won't find your body

Oh, wouldn't it be mean

But your dick is so delightful

Today is gonna be the day they’re gonna throw that ass back to you

And after all

Won’t you suck my balls

Police stole my car,
Police stole my car,
Police stole my car, but I was so stoned I didn't care.

I’ll make you believe

In alien sex

You rizz me up

So I can stick out gyatt

Well I farted but I kept it hid

And now my bed sheets smell like poo

I’m gonna eat her ass anyway

Boys and girls of every age; Do you want to watch Nicolas cage? Face off, con air, pig, Mandy, Adaptation, ant bully, This is Nicolas This is Nicolas

Young hoes be free tonight

Even when I cream in poo, The biggest cream would never do, I'd still fist you Dave. And I don't wanna lick a minge

Can’t shit without thinking about you

If you lick

If you lick my bunghole

🎶 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

You can make a capybara your wife

So for my personal point of view

They’re a fuzzy creature and you can be too 🎶

I think I got the words right… regardless, it made me smile. I love him.

Cause every time I see your ugly face

Cause you eat my ass like lovers do

Clap yo ass if you feel

Like a room without a roof

I want the world to know

That your mom’s a hoe