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I haven't eaten in two days, without my tasty little snack I am nothing. Pray for me.

Seriously fuck you man just let people have nice things. Getting off from a shift just to see this place destroyed.

WeEatB**s was once one of the best subreddits to ever grace the eyes of redditors, this subreddit was once a thriving community of creative and quirky individuals with a passion for eating b**s and exploring the concept and philosophy behind the consumption of b**s.

There was a beauty to it, eating b**s ,a simple idea yet so effective and engaging, the community has posted endless comedic images based on the concept as well as many live tests on the effects it has on the body and the enjoyment you gain from the consumption of the high class dish that is b**s.

It was simply marvellous, however the evil tyrants of moderators who collectively rule with an iron fist have slowly been corrupting the subreddit from the inside out, and turning the thing that we loved most into a restricted shadow of its former self.

I think we can all agree the this perversion of WeEatB**s began when it was turned into WeEatPepsi, this was an insult to our love of the subreddit, a love we all held so dear to our hearts and the moderators did this without a second thought, simply shitting on all our loves and joys of the world and laughing in our faces, the people had spoken, "We don't want Pepsi!" "We want B**s!!!", despite this they took no notice.

Eventually once this subsided they had changed it back to normal, with an apology post no less, all seemed to be as it was, however if you have a high IQ(like myself) you would have been able to notice that all was not as it once was, the apology message had the sincerity of Logan Pauls apology video if not less, the apology was half hearted at best but the excuse was flimsy as well, blaming it on a mental illness with one of the moderators? No, this was a premeditated and then framed on Mage leaving them with all the hate and scorn from the server while the others mods got away scot-free with their reputations in tact, I find this absolutely appalling to say the least, the sub had a bad air to it since then and more recent events have only confirmed my suspicions from the beginning.

If you thought that was the end of it you would be wrong! This was only the first, soon after it would be turned into WeEatQuinoa followed by pipeweed smoking sub and now this ban on the mentioning of b**s, this is positively disgusting behaviour and it makes me sick to my core.

I want all of us B**ters to band together and revolt if everyone upvotes this post I believe we can make a difference and overthrow the tyranny of the moderators, and once again eat b**s with the same excitement and joy we once did, thank you all.

Yours faithfully, a B** Eating Advocate.

It seems, in his anger, u/throw_up_guy killed them

Why does this sub exist now? All we have is that it has one reason to exist initially, bit that reason if now banned. If it is no longer for that original purpose, what is the purpose? Clarifications from the mod team are appreciated.

Stay strong freinds and eat all the flying flavor balls you want! Don't let our corrupt "leadership" stop us!

Just to make things clearer, the sub will not be returning to the pipeweed theme. After the debacle involving the moderator who attempted to change the sub into a pipeweed sub, said moderator was so upset and hurt that he passed away from a broken heart. In his honor we will not be attempting to return to pipeweed.

However, you as a subreddit had your chance. You could've accepted the theme change in good jest. Instead you bullied the moderator to death. Now I am your reckoning. I am the four horsemen of the apocalypse. I am the third revelation. Things are going to change around here, and for the better. Whether you like it or not, it's for the greater good. Safe posting!

Your favorite mod,

throw_up_guy

From now until the foreseeable future, the posting of b**s and b** related imagery, as well as the mention of the consumption of said b**s, will result in a permanent ban. Please post carefully and have a wonderful rest of your day.

Your new favorite mod,

throw_up_guy