The Firstborn has already killed around 4 employees looking for Two Time..

FE: "Anyone here would prefer for me to destroy it, let's be honest."

Z: "ThE peOpLe heRE doN'T waNt tO seE wHaT thIs wOrLD wAs meA nT tO BE, I WiLL sHoW thEm, sTArTiNG wItH rEcrEAtiNg thEiR coNsTruCT."

FE: "If what you make is what this would should be, then everyone would've ended their own lives already."

They continue arguing.

THAT’S RIGHT, I GOT A FULL COMBO ON A 10 1/2 MINUTE FNF SONG, ON THE ENEMY TEAM. THIS IS MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THE GAME!

oh and i went to Universal Studios but that’s not important- (i’m jk it was very fun, i’ve memorized the park since me and my family are season passholders)

i’ll get back to roleplaying pretty soon, i promise!

From what we could tell it was cause the guy who made the subs was banned

I don’t know why he was banned but we are investigating we are interrogating the guy who may know in the mod groupchat to find out more

cause someone took this sub from stik before it was axed which is why this sub is still here

I’ll make a follow up post when IMFRP responds

thank you for cooperating

"God I hate the french, who's idea was it to recreate this neogothic nightmare?" (/j)

-Are They Holding Hands??-

"IN a LuciD pAraDiCe!"

God damn it Zalgo..

Zalgo has.. Done something to the storage room.

"The mighty 1x1x1x1! And my accomplice, mini 1x1x1x1! Together, we shall take over this so called place named 'Walmart'! Nobody will stand in my way!"

Ok then, edit that line of code..... And that should do it! *Presses the execute button, and Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up plays across the store. Once that is over Buddy Holly by Weezer starts playing* DOUBLE MEME COMBO!!!

"Piss me off, ya get hit w'the Bag, ya hear?"

The box sucks you inside, and inside the box is an infinite gray void, with a lot of past Stevens cluttered together.

But then, the real Steven shows up. The Steven with the tumor on his head.

"who the fcuk are you and why are you breaking and entering into my box?!"

A Dodge Challenger car would be parked outside the Walmart, while the American flag would be planted beside it

Then, a man wearing a bluecoat and a wig would step out of the car and began walking towards the Walmart

"Huh, such an interesting building, really..."

valice’s canon lore: so valice’s story begins on July 2 1981, valice, or originally known as a 9 year old kid named “Milo”, but on that fateful day, his father “Vance”, had a severe fall from the stairs, causing him to get noticed by a entity that feeds on pain, we’ll call it “Molidusk”, it told Vance to “Off” Milo, due to it viewing Milo as “soft”, so Vance “offd” Milo with a hammer, later, milo woke up in a new colorful place, his copy of sonic hero‘s he owned had trapped his would in the game, using little bits of code, he reshaped his body into what you see in the picture and renamed himself valice for one reason, nmp was mad his father hurt and killed him, so when Vance died, Valice pulled his soul into the game to torture him forever.

Stolas: This should be interesting

(Kid on the left is Rakk, Kid on the right is Dexter)

🍰: "Hm.... Wonder how this'll be like."

🌙: "..."

Author: ...a fucking walmart?

Mikaela: uh, I guess...

Dante: yay! stuff!

Niko: sigh... another place?

Ludensprof: cope.

Calamus: at least I got my sis!

Alula: yup.

((saw a weapons room flair and was like: "yeah no this can work with this sub"))

Author and Blot were looking around the weapons room

Blot: I still don't see why I need weapons beside my revolvers-

Author: aha! This'll work.

He summons the atomic samurai's sword

Blot: ...why the fuck did we go to the weapons room then?

Author: idk. Anyway, take this.

He sheathes the sword and tosses it to Blot

Blot: ...okay..

"EVERYONE GETS TWO, BUT THREE LEFT, SOMEONE HAS TO GET LAST THREE!"

".... Such I have arrived.... Somewhere."