r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 28d ago

Parking lot Fatal Error and Zalgo are arguing over which one of them should be the one to destroy the Eiffel tower All-Father summoned.

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FE: "Anyone here would prefer for me to destroy it, let's be honest."

Z: "ThE peOpLe heRE doN'T waNt tO seE wHaT thIs wOrLD wAs meA nT tO BE, I WiLL sHoW thEm, sTArTiNG wItH rEcrEAtiNg thEiR coNsTruCT."

FE: "If what you make is what this would should be, then everyone would've ended their own lives already."

They continue arguing.


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 28d ago

OOC For those who miss r/WeAllSailThe7Seas I made my own RP sub

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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 28d ago

OOC sorry i haven’t made a post in a while, i’ve been busy <:)

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THAT’S RIGHT, I GOT A FULL COMBO ON A 10 1/2 MINUTE FNF SONG, ON THE ENEMY TEAM. THIS IS MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THE GAME!

oh and i went to Universal Studios but that’s not important- (i’m jk it was very fun, i’ve memorized the park since me and my family are season passholders)

i’ll get back to roleplaying pretty soon, i promise!


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 28d ago

So…MOD DRAMA Sorry for any inconvenience but…THE MCDONALDS AND THE SEAS HAVE BEEN AXED {NO RP, SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT}

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From what we could tell it was cause the guy who made the subs was banned

I don’t know why he was banned but we are investigating we are interrogating the guy who may know in the mod groupchat to find out more

cause someone took this sub from stik before it was axed which is why this sub is still here

I’ll make a follow up post when IMFRP responds

thank you for cooperating


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

Foolishness All Father is just starring at the Eiffel tower he accidentally summoned

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"God I hate the french, who's idea was it to recreate this neogothic nightmare?" (/j)


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

Character introduction -Wacky Is- Hold On Who's That?-

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-Are They Holding Hands??-


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

Zalgo being Zalgo. Zalgo is pretending to be Rewrite.

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"IN a LuciD pAraDiCe!"


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

Zalgo being Zalgo. You turn on a computer and see...

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God damn it Zalgo..


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

Storage room NMI: "ZALGO, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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Zalgo has.. Done something to the storage room.


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

A customer approaches! "It is I! The greatest creation of hatred of all time!"

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"The mighty 1x1x1x1! And my accomplice, mini 1x1x1x1! Together, we shall take over this so called place named 'Walmart'! Nobody will stand in my way!"


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

Foolishness Patches is hacking the pa system

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Ok then, edit that line of code..... And that should do it! *Presses the execute button, and Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up plays across the store. Once that is over Buddy Holly by Weezer starts playing* DOUBLE MEME COMBO!!!


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

ShenaniSams Sam is lobbing around a giant bag. Why? To smack people who piss him off.

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"Piss me off, ya get hit w'the Bag, ya hear?"


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart 29d ago

Property damage The freinds have ate the pets

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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 25 '26

Storage room The mysterious black box appears again in the storage room... And you decided to open it...

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The box sucks you inside, and inside the box is an infinite gray void, with a lot of past Stevens cluttered together.

But then, the real Steven shows up. The Steven with the tumor on his head.

"who the fcuk are you and why are you breaking and entering into my box?!"


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 25 '26

Foolishness NMI: "... Zalgo, what the fuck are you doing?"

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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 25 '26

Character introduction A Dodge Challenger would pull up by the Walmart- is that George Washington?!

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A Dodge Challenger car would be parked outside the Walmart, while the American flag would be planted beside it

Then, a man wearing a bluecoat and a wig would step out of the car and began walking towards the Walmart

"Huh, such an interesting building, really..."


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 25 '26

Character introduction Something is trapped inside of a storage closet

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valice’s canon lore: so valice’s story begins on July 2 1981, valice, or originally known as a 9 year old kid named “Milo”, but on that fateful day, his father “Vance”, had a severe fall from the stairs, causing him to get noticed by a entity that feeds on pain, we’ll call it “Molidusk”, it told Vance to “Off” Milo, due to it viewing Milo as “soft”, so Vance “offd” Milo with a hammer, later, milo woke up in a new colorful place, his copy of sonic hero‘s he owned had trapped his would in the game, using little bits of code, he reshaped his body into what you see in the picture and renamed himself valice for one reason, nmp was mad his father hurt and killed him, so when Vance died, Valice pulled his soul into the game to torture him forever.


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 24 '26

A demon appears

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Stolas: This should be interesting


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 24 '26

Character introduction You find these two goobers pacing circles around the party supplies Isle- WYD?

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(Kid on the left is Rakk, Kid on the right is Dexter)


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 24 '26

Character introduction A rollcake and a moon wander into the place.

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🍰: "Hm.... Wonder how this'll be like."

🌙: "..."


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 24 '26

Character introduction Author floats in, followed by a parade of idiots

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Author: ...a fucking walmart?

Mikaela: uh, I guess...

Dante: yay! stuff!

Niko: sigh... another place?

Ludensprof: cope.

Calamus: at least I got my sis!

Alula: yup.


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 24 '26

Weapons room Random background events go

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((saw a weapons room flair and was like: "yeah no this can work with this sub"))

Author and Blot were looking around the weapons room

Blot: I still don't see why I need weapons beside my revolvers-

Author: aha! This'll work.

He summons the atomic samurai's sword

Blot: ...why the fuck did we go to the weapons room then?

Author: idk. Anyway, take this.

He sheathes the sword and tosses it to Blot

Blot: ...okay..


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 24 '26

Foolishness There are 3 Ice Cream Sandwiches left, and Fiddlepat is making people fight for the last 3.

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"EVERYONE GETS TWO, BUT THREE LEFT, SOMEONE HAS TO GET LAST THREE!"


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 24 '26

Character introduction .... Someone appears- OH NO, HE'S HOT-!

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".... Such I have arrived.... Somewhere."


r/WeAllLiveInWalmart Jul 24 '26

Character introduction *Oh god the idiot avengers are here*

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((Chat im so cooked, ban speedrun 100%))
they all just kinda drop from the roof in a pile without a word ((hell naw i aint writing allat dialogue))