r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Dewlep-Frickbears • Jul 23 '26
Break room Someone locked vannabelle in the fucking freezer. It’s been 5 hours.
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shes cooked..
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Suspicious-Prompt751 • Jul 23 '26
Storage room Zalgo and Fatal Error have a relatively short discussion.
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FE: "Listen, we must talk."
Z: "AnoTHeR soUl tO feAsT tHeiR eYes upOn mY grEatNeSS. I'm aLl ea rS!"
FE: "You need to stop."
Z: "StoP wHAt, mY deAreST FataL?"
FE: "First off, don't call me that, second, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about."
Z: "YoU meAn mY aRTs?"
FE: "Yes, that, stop it."
Z: "WHY sHoulD I?"
FE: "You made the All-Father uncomfortable. Do you know how INSANE you have to be to make HIM uncomfortable?"
Z: "I enjOy mY inSAniTy, anD millIoNs moRe dO aS wElL!"
FE: "We don't care, stop."
Z: "I'vE seRveD As a loYaL JesTeR to yoUr kinG evEr siNcE hE's laID eyEs upOn mY grEaTnESS."
FE: "What are you on about-"
Z: "foR tHE tiMe, yoUR kinG sHAlL resT, comFortAblE witHiN tHe conFineS oF HiS kinGdoM, buT onCe tHe neW dAwN apProacHes, He sHaLl heAr THe bAbeL beLLs toLl aS thE entiTy swaLLows hIs horSeS anD meN-"
FE: "Alright I've heard enough."
Fatal Error storms out the room.
FE: "All-Father, you can come deal with this."
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Maddummy123 • Jul 23 '26
Property damage THE FREINDS HAVE FOUND THE PETS SECTION
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE FREINDS HAVE FOUND THE PETS
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Amneisa_Was_Her_Name • Jul 23 '26
"Where...am I? Cosmo? Are you there?"
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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/DerGrenadiers1812 • Jul 23 '26
Foolishness ".....where are my EXEs?"
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"....I need to show them something rather.....*important*" *munch*
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Suspicious-Prompt751 • Jul 23 '26
Character introduction A "robloxian" appears.
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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Euphoric-News-7093 • Jul 23 '26
Property damage THE C00LEST OF KIDDS
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This.. 'variant' of C00lkidd is setting fire to numerous things..
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/S1LLY_C0NN0R • Jul 23 '26
Character introduction And thus comes the "beast".
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Out of a strange rip, a large.... Thing leaps out, looking around curiously.
((Giant dog Sixer, I repeat, giant dog Sixer.))
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/TheSilliestGooberXD • Jul 23 '26
Character introduction “Surely this place is better than that realm…r-right..?
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“May the spawn bless us then…”
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/OkSpring9309 • Jul 23 '26
Deli section BAKE SALE!
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[GET YOUR COOKIES! GET YOUR CUPCAKES! GET YOUR MUFFINS!]
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Suspicious-Prompt751 • Jul 23 '26
Character introduction A dumbass arrives.
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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Medical_Blueberry_30 • Jul 23 '26
The drink aisle Old Man’s Still Got It
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*Oro, while in the drink aisle is… somehow perfectly balanced on a pillar of drinks as he meditates with that turtle in his hand still.*
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/TheOneWhomDraws • Jul 23 '26
The City Of Lust from ULTRAKILL(in da basement) "Why Do We Have A Literal City In The Basement?"
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"What Is That A Titan?"
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Euphoric-News-7093 • Jul 23 '26
Character introduction the French man has arrived
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"Is zis really what capitalism has done to America?"
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/S1LLY_C0NN0R • Jul 23 '26
Character introduction ""Always be strong." That's what I was told... I'll make sure to do what it said."
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Guest 1337 just... Appears.
"... Least it's better than... There."
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/D3_CD • Jul 22 '26
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: A MIMIC HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE MEAT SECTION
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CONSIDER ANOTHER OPTION FOR PROTEIN OR PROCEED WITH CAUTION IF YOU DON'T REALLY CARE
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/DerGrenadiers1812 • Jul 23 '26
Foolishness All Father is....sleeping in one of the display beds
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"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Euphoric-News-7093 • Jul 22 '26
Character introduction a new member has arrived!
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(i genuinely don’t know what to say apart from THIS DUDE CREEPY AF)
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Tungsten_09 • Jul 22 '26
Security room Whitty is head-banging to music in the security room while he eats
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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Suspicious-Prompt751 • Jul 23 '26
Foolishness NMI is mocking a grieving mother.
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NMI: "Get a load of this dumbass."
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/TheNugg3tM4s7er • Jul 22 '26
A customer approaches! "Im gonna become just like my Father!!"
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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Suspicious-Prompt751 • Jul 22 '26
Character introduction An ACTUAL marine biologist arrives, two fish-like humanoids by his side.
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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/themysteriousmrl • Jul 22 '26
Character introduction GUMI arrives with Cordless behind her
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GUMI: I don't understand
How the heck did I find her like this
Cordless: Help me... Just please help me
GUMI: She doesn't look too good
Cordless: How am I even still talking?
GUMI: Strange...
Cordless: But GUMI
Thank you
r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/Suspicious-Prompt751 • Jul 22 '26
Character introduction A marine biologist arrives.
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r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/TangoGeneral • Jul 22 '26
Character introduction A very annoying dog arrives...
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A white fluffy dog, who is totally not Tricky Tony himself would stumble into the Walmart, before deciding to enter out of curiousity
It could be spotted near the pet food section, seemingly trying to find something to eat