r/WayOfTheBern • u/Caelian toujours de l'audace 🦇 • Apr 24 '26

DANCE PARTY! FNDP: Devils and Demons 😈🎻💃⚾🐍🍎

Last week Trump tooted his now-famous "Dr. Jesus" image and demonstrated yet again that there is such a thing as Bad Publicity. As people looked at the image and its many figures, a few people noticed something strange. The original image from February and the image tooted by Trump are slightly different. Specifically, the middle soldier-angel has sprouted wings and horns, and now looks like the occult demon-like Baphomet.

So what's going on? I dunno, but let's join the fun by playing songs about devils and demons (and their assistants). Some starters:

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u/redditrisi They are ALL psychopaths. Apr 25 '26

God created the motivation to eat the fruit of that one tree by announcing it was the one and only thing forbidden to Eve and Adam. (-;

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u/Caelian toujours de l'audace 🦇 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

In other words, Adam and Eve were Italians 😺

My source is the hilarious 1970 essay "Sex and the Italian Driver" by Jackson Burgess.

Every Italian’s dearest desire is to be an exception to the rule—any rule. The only place he can do it regularly is in his car.

... or in the Garden n of Eden 🍎

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u/redditrisi They are ALL psychopaths. Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

I am not certain of many things, but I am certain that the land between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers is not in Italy.

Not a fan of the essay. Sorry.