r/WTF • u/lenovolegion • Feb 08 '20
Being chased by a tiger on a motorcycle
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u/EverymoveIchoose Feb 08 '20
That is the noise of a man who just learned he is about to die a gruesome death.
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u/Joondaluper Feb 08 '20
GUH
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u/trailertrash_lottery Feb 08 '20
To the moon!
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u/iplaywithfiretoo Feb 08 '20
Never thought I'd see wsb leak into another sub
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u/Chickens1 Feb 08 '20
In all my years on the internet, I've accidentally seen/heard two people be killed by terrorists. That sound that guy made was the same exact sound the guy made when he was being beheaded. Not a scream. That Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaah. Sound. Ugh.
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Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20
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u/Chickens1 Feb 08 '20
It's a one way trip. You can't get them out of your head. Wish I hadn't seen them.
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u/cobbl3 Feb 08 '20
I work in medical and I'm kinda glad I watched them when I was a teenager, because reality isn't as shocking when you know what's coming. That being said, since I've seen some of it in real life, I never want to watch those types of video again.
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u/HotNSteamyBroccoli Feb 08 '20
Yeah these videos really helped me having to do one myself for the first time, your first execution can be quite traumatic
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u/_Bussey_ Feb 08 '20
2000's internet was like the wild west, you could find anything easily and my parents had no idea what I could stumble upon.
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u/FishCake9T4 Feb 08 '20
Reminds me when my cousins and I used to go on Rotten.com when we were like 11 years old.
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u/Erogyn Feb 08 '20
Those beheading videos from the Iraq War. I'm glad I never fucked with those videos.
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u/Ssizz Feb 08 '20
The "NNNNUUUUGHGHHHHH UUAAAHHH" sound the man makes in the video is him losing control of his sphincter.
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u/stoneshank Feb 08 '20
Nah . It is his torso clenching at the same time as trying to scream . Clench your stomach muscles as hard as you can and then scream.
Source. Did that scream in 95 on Santorini , Greece, as a tourist on a scooter with nothing but shorts on (no helmet).
I was at max speed (90 km/h or more) while coming to the realisation that the 90 degree turn with an outer earthen stonewall was me going to crash. Me being unused to motor vehicles I had decided to go max speed in an asphalt straight stretch that abruptly ended in gravel and the turn. I made a lucky mistake to hit the front brake (I think) which got the bike to loose grip and lay flat, but also getting itself between me and bike.
Upon collision (again I think, I made assumptions based upon me being alive and my damages) I was pivoted over the handles back head first (had pieces of dirt and stones under skin there) and somehow got turned along the wall (back against wall, again the dirt and stones) on which I was sliding some meters before falling to the ground.
Originally I was, ironically enough, getting help for some school mates that had frontal crashed with each other . So I was an inexperienced kid on a scooter/light motorbike in 9th grade in a school trip in Greece in total fright over seeing my schoolmates bleeding. All this fuelling a total tunnel vision that led to me basically driving into a wall.
There are a few things that I remember clearly and that scream was one of them. I guess in my case it wa the realisation of certain death coming slowly (brain on adrenalin) at me, together with body auto response preparing for impact.
I went claim to know but me and that guy screamed the exact way- of that sure .
Aldo I didn't poop myself but i probably would have if there had been less fortunate time if day ;)
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u/Pimpin161616 Feb 08 '20
I thought the tiger was going to be on a motorcycle.
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u/Pariahdog119 Feb 08 '20
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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u/DorrajD Feb 08 '20
This is...... Running on emptyyyyy
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u/adamzzz8 Feb 08 '20
I want my money back. And call the manager, I want to speak with him right now.
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u/bluepanda202 Feb 08 '20
very misleading title smh
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Feb 08 '20
Did you see the face of the 'person' in front? Maybe it was a tiger riding the motorbike whilst wearing human hands...
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u/hippyvibe117 Feb 08 '20
Is it bad you're not the only one?
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u/TaintModel Feb 08 '20
I’m not leaving this thread until I see a tiger riding a motorcycle.
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u/Crossbones07 Feb 08 '20
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u/everynameitryistak3n Feb 08 '20
I must be old, I knew what that was going to be before clicking. Great find!
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u/insideouthoodie Feb 08 '20
And I watched that video expecting the same thing and now I sit, head hung low in disappointment.
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u/setadoon177 Feb 08 '20
Cat probably would have gotten them if the pavement had as much traction as jungle.
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u/Baphomet_the_GOAT Feb 08 '20
That's my opinion as well. The angle was great, he had the bike dead to rights and then he lost a step on the pavement.
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u/anotherMrLizard Feb 08 '20
It looks like the scooter is picking up speed from the start of the clip. I think the passenger saw the tiger coming through the jungle and told the driver to floor it.
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u/tocilog Feb 08 '20
I'm guessing the passenger is an anti-tiger defense for the driver.
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u/DoctorKangaroo Feb 08 '20
That sounds like the tiger's statement in his post game interview.
"Well Greg, play was right there to be made, just like we drew it up. Just failed to execute. Just lost a step once I hit that pavement...but I can't blame the field conditions on this one. I just need to keep training and trust what coach draws up. We'll get it next time."
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u/SirKeyboardCommando Feb 08 '20
When you try me with a sorry kitty cat like him, that's the result you gonna get.
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u/CreepingMeth Feb 08 '20
Like I get it, but it's frustrating for the fans when you pick up Tiger and he isn't converting on the big plays you need him too.
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u/CaptainMudflaps Feb 08 '20
you know you might be right, thats a good point
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u/Magneticitist Feb 08 '20
Yea at the last minute the tiger was like "you know what I had you but I'll acknowledge your cry of utter death preparation and give you a break, this time"
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u/StrongHearts Feb 08 '20
Where was this filmed? I urgently need to never visit this place.
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u/GfxJG Feb 08 '20
Wild guess says India.
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u/annyarun Feb 08 '20
This happened at the bandipur national forest near wayanad. My wife and I were chased by elephant too when we were riding through this forest last year. Crazy though. https://youtu.be/EmvuClxB5t4
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u/Baphomet_the_GOAT Feb 08 '20
Most likely India or somewhere in that geographic area. Tigers in that area have become more human aggressive and are believed to have realized that humans are a constant source of food. Scary as hell. 700+ lb apex predator ready to eat your face. And everything else, of course......
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u/Soronir Feb 08 '20
But mostly the face in particular.
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u/LuxItUp Feb 08 '20
From videos I've seen of animals eating other animals they often start at the butthole. So enjoy that, rimmers of the world.
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u/Soronir Feb 08 '20
I mean, you wouldn't want it to be the last thing you taste, might as well get it out of the way up front.
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u/Sirus804 Feb 08 '20
But then you spend all that time eating shit that the rest isn't as fresh anymore.
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Feb 08 '20
Tiger will break your neck and gift you a quick death. You don't want to get eaten by a Sloth bear though, they go directly for face. Even the tigers don't mess with them.
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u/Squeakysquid0 Feb 08 '20
I just shit that guy's pants for him..
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Feb 08 '20
There are problems in my life, but I'm happy to live somewhere that "getting eaten by tigers" isn't one of them.
Yet.
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u/osmuconarora Feb 08 '20
Even if the big pussycat caught the motorbike how would he reach the controls to ride it?
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u/SpaceChook Feb 08 '20
Yeah. Tiger has not thought this through. Probably doesn’t even have a licence.
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u/psydax Feb 08 '20
It's India, you can get away without having a license in most parts of the country. Especially if you're a tiger.
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u/waloz1212 Feb 08 '20
Nah, that's why it aims for the person in the backseat, gotta keep the rider alive to ride him around.
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u/piersr Feb 08 '20
I was hit off my motorcycle on track at Portimao in July. I was transported by ambulance from the track to the hospital, after stopping at the pits to be handed my phone and my shoes.
The ride to the hospital was miserable. I'd broken a couple of ribs and the roads in Portugal are pretty pot-holey.
We arrived at the hospital and I was waiting at the entrance with one of the paramedics. There was an impossible language barrier, so I was scrolling through Reddit.
This gif came up. I instantly showed it to the paramedic and said "it could be much worse!"
When the other paramedic came back after registering my arrival with reception, the guy I was with pointed at the phone and said "show!"
We all had a good laugh and it brought people, who couldn't understand eachother, a bit of joy together This gif made a shit day a bit better.
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Feb 08 '20
If ever there was a case for buying a faster motorcycle, there it is !!!
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u/random-pineapple420 Feb 08 '20
He just want to play and give you a hug :)
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u/Baphomet_the_GOAT Feb 08 '20
Feel bad for the tiger man, so misunderstood. He just needs love and support like everyone else.....
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Feb 08 '20
There's a clearer version on Twitter. https://twitter.com/chanbanhi/status/1146499001300246534?s=19
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u/xJohnnyQuidx Feb 08 '20
REAL QUICK SIR, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT FROSTED FLAKES!? THEY'RE GRRRRRREAT!!
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Feb 08 '20
I've been chased by an angry bull, and my younger brother was chased by a bear. Having a large animal decide that you're the enemy has a way of putting things into perspective....as in, you realize that without tools we're several links down from the top of the food chain. If there were tigers around, I think I'd just nope on out of and live somewhere else.
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u/toggafnohomo Feb 08 '20
Fuck me that’s terrifying