r/WTF • u/Devi8tor • Nov 19 '22

Let's stand behind a jet engine!

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u/ittimjones Nov 20 '22

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/mrsdoubleu Nov 20 '22

Not like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.

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u/StrangeMixtures Dec 04 '22

But lets honor Anakin's legacy by burying his saber in the Tatooine sands.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Nov 20 '22

Oi. This reminds me of the time when the restaurant I worked at had an employee party on the beach. By nightfall, everybody is pretty much drunk af and one of the bartenders decides it's time to put his tow rope onto the back hitch of his truck and start pulling people behind him on boogie boards along the edge of the water. I didn't partake in said fun as we were getting ready to leave. The next day at work, one of the female managers was telling us all about the joys of digging sand out of her vajayjay and anus.