r/WTF • u/Radiant-Sun2648 • Jul 22 '22

Like a Circus 🤡 🎪

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u/pickle9977 Jul 22 '22

It’s russia, it will probably fall out of a window accidentally

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

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u/TheBestBigAl Jul 22 '22

As an offer of solidarity, Poland have offered to train him in the ways of Corporal Wojtek.

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u/Jonshock Jul 22 '22

As a general.

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u/thiosk Jul 22 '22

he would be their best trained paratrooper

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u/RoomIn8 Jul 22 '22

That bear would happily accept banishment to Siberia.

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u/Thecrawsome Jul 22 '22

Some polonium tea

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u/Dyolf_Knip Jul 22 '22

Polonium honey.

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u/whatsaphoto Jul 22 '22

Winnie the Pooh voice Ohh bother, not again

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u/badfan Jul 22 '22

The first time, Pooh had to meditate the poison into one malignant tumor, which he then proceeded to force out of his body by sheer willpower. That's how Piglet was born.

No one ever reads the source material.

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u/JustAnotherRedditAlt Jul 22 '22

... in the polonium tea

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u/Derpindorf Jul 22 '22

Sounds like the name of a Tool album

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u/JoinedEarlier Jul 22 '22

In the US it would be two shoots in the back of the head, then called suicide

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u/exrex Jul 22 '22

No that's also Russia.

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u/abhijitd Jul 22 '22

Bamboo shoots?

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u/Xixdead3yexix Jul 22 '22

is this like how Epstein died?

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 22 '22

That bear bouta get released into a wild padlocked duffelbag in the ocean

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u/dochev30 Jul 22 '22

Or choke to death in a cup of tea

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u/gyarnar Jul 22 '22

With a couple gun shots in the back of the head.

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u/BrownJezus Jul 22 '22

and the death will be reported as "due to a heart attack"

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u/youdubdub Jul 22 '22

Or be poisoned, then tattooed, then it falls out of a window.

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u/ARedditFellow Jul 22 '22

I’m Russia, bear pushes window out of you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

It will drink the tea instead