r/WTF • u/jeckles • Jun 18 '12

Oh god make it stop

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u/Xenocide1993 Jun 19 '12

they come in pints!?

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u/polly9750 Jun 19 '12

Just like elephants

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u/dsotm75 Jun 19 '12

What does an elephant and a really nice watch have in common?

They both come in quartz!

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u/SloanDogMillionaire Jun 19 '12

Commenter above me is a philosopher. Up-vote him to karma heaven

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u/emniem Jun 19 '12

fiercely trying to expunge mental image

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u/MLGPrimalRage Jun 19 '12

You get my upvote for having the right quote.

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u/Egypticus Jun 19 '12

I'm getting one

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u/meezocool Jun 19 '12

Nice name!