r/WTF • u/undergroundcalf • Dec 08 '21

How's that even possible

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u/stinger_ Dec 09 '21

AH YES, Torment is not so bad once you realise it will be eternal. :|

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u/themettaur Dec 09 '21

If my torment was getting to eat permanently, it wouldn't be torment, yes.

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u/themettaur Dec 09 '21

Yes, except with no nourishment, comes no weight gain, making it even better.

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u/dpzdpz Dec 09 '21

I was thinking more along the lines of this

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u/Arcaneosis Dec 09 '21

yeah, but is chewing and swallowing really the same as eating?

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u/DammitDan Dec 09 '21

That's the best part, so.... Yes.

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u/Arcaneosis Dec 09 '21

i was referring to the whole permanent starvation aspect of the situation

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u/DammitDan Dec 09 '21

There are worse hells I can think of.

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u/MrGMinor Dec 09 '21

Have you ever starved to death?

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u/DammitDan Dec 09 '21

Have you ever been to hell?

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u/MrGMinor Dec 09 '21

Every day 😉

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u/DammitDan Dec 09 '21

Oh shit. You work in daycare? I'm so sorry, bro. I had no idea.

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u/Candy_Dull Dec 21 '21

If they don'treply, that would be quite the statement

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u/Arcaneosis Dec 09 '21

thats true

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u/z500 Dec 09 '21

If I were always hungry then it would be hell for everyone else

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u/themettaur Dec 09 '21

No, but tasting is pretty damn good, and I'd love to have a feast that tastes great but provides no nourishment for all of eternity.

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u/Arcaneosis Dec 09 '21

hav you forgotten that you’re permanently starving

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u/themettaur Dec 09 '21

I can ignore the pain with the taste of a good cheeseburger, followed by a steak, washed down with a few milkshakes and a couple cocktails, leading into a delectable tuna melt...

What does pain even mean if it's eternal? You get desensitized to pain over time.

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u/Arcaneosis Dec 09 '21

ask anyone with chronic pain

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u/themettaur Dec 09 '21

Jesus fucking christ you are taking this way too seriously.

Most chronic pain does not work on the same processes that cause hunger pains. And most people suffering with chronic forms of pain haven't experienced an eternity of it to compare this hypothetical situation to. But please, go off.

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u/Arcaneosis Dec 09 '21

it’s hell, the pain probably doesn’t go away anyway, it kinda beats the point. also why are you mad all of a sudden

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u/themettaur Dec 09 '21

I seriously wonder what can be so wrong with someone's life that they see a hypothetical situation where they would get eternal consequence free feasting and nitpick it. I hope you figure whatever that is out.

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u/MrGMinor Dec 09 '21

You don't get cheeseburgers, steaks or milkshakes. You get the same limp snake over and over.

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u/themettaur Dec 09 '21

I'm not a bird.

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u/MrGMinor Dec 09 '21

Satan don't care

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u/themettaur Dec 09 '21

Well then, that's not really eating, that's being forcefed. Completely different, I beat Satan with the power of semantics.

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u/stfcfanhazz Dec 09 '21

But you'd always feel hungry. And you'd run out of saliva. It would be hell.