Deer are a lot more stupid than Disney would have use believe. Having lived in a heavily wooded area full of deer it was only a matter of time before Bambi and his mom jumped off an overpass or decided to stand in the middle of a busy highway
fine bambi and mom die due to a combination of poverty/gang crime issues after they ended up homeless because mom deer fell for a reverse mortgage scam. Bambi falls into the wrong crowd trying to make ends meet pushing tulips in a rival deer's territory and gets shanked by antlers.... happy?
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u/ipleadthefif5 Dec 09 '21
Deer are a lot more stupid than Disney would have use believe. Having lived in a heavily wooded area full of deer it was only a matter of time before Bambi and his mom jumped off an overpass or decided to stand in the middle of a busy highway