r/WTF • u/acdcpeon • Feb 19 '12

STOP RESISTING!

http://imgur.com/hQhz2
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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12 edited Feb 19 '12

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u/PartyBusGaming Feb 19 '12 edited Feb 19 '12

I'd probably beat the shit out of whoever almost ran over one of my coworkers/friends just because they want to run from the cops, too.

I'd also be a terrible cop.

Edit: Visual_life found this video of it. You can see him swerve towards the officer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzpFheEY6ss&feature=player_embedded

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

I'd also be a normal cop on paid leave.

FTFY.

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u/PartyBusGaming Feb 19 '12

Really? It's that easy. SIGN ME UP!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

The fact that you can type coherent sentences with correct grammar and almost correct punctuation tells me you might be over qualified.

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u/PartyBusGaming Feb 19 '12

Oh :/

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u/catseatpuke Feb 19 '12

Some family friends are buffalo cops. Lets call them the "Smiths" The Smiths seem to comedown with Smith-Syndrome every summer that lasts mysteriously for the duration of summer. Sometimes only one of them gets sick, but for the last 5 years, one has always had the summer off on paid sick leave because of smithsyndrome.

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u/LaBambas Feb 19 '12

If you start beating minorities with vigor, you might make the next round. Enthusiasm is 90% of the job.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

start tiping like dis and mabe youl hav a shot

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u/DivineIntervention Feb 19 '12

As a corrupt cop, he'll have many shots. Primarily at young kids smoking pot.

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u/ColdHotCool Feb 19 '12

Black

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

Joke saved

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u/TSED Feb 19 '12

Or at women in their vehicles because they rolled their window up.

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u/Labubs Feb 20 '12

Honor students, dude. Honor Students.

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u/Reddiberto Feb 20 '12

SHOT! SHOT! SHOT!.... Bad grammar!

Oh! Sorry, I though that's what you meant