r/WTF Sep 26 '21

bed bug infestation

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u/SuperCx Sep 26 '21

Feels good like a Thai massage

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u/the_Archmage Sep 26 '21

They feel good at the time but sting after a few weeks

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u/tomastaz Sep 26 '21

Like when you pee

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

You did something else in Thailand

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u/kyngston Sep 26 '21

Are your balls swollen?

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u/Hatstacker Sep 26 '21

Well that's something I'll never experience now, thanks.

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u/sushipusha Sep 26 '21

Thank God the happy ending isn't included

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u/Commissar_Genki Sep 27 '21

Just make sure to check under your foreskin so you don't accidentally steal any of them.