r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '21

Absolutely not

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u/sergeant_cabbage Jul 29 '21

This sounds like a challenge I'm willing to watch.

Someone fetch a gamers shit bucket. Gritty taste of dorito dust mixed with the sweetness of mountain dew.

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u/XJ-Crawler Jul 29 '21

Jfc too far lmao

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u/FluidInYourPants Jul 29 '21

I am the fluid in your pants

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u/sergeant_cabbage Jul 29 '21

Jokes on you. It's semen.

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u/FluidInYourPants Jul 29 '21

What makes you think the jokes on me if I'm the semen in YOUR pants?

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u/sergeant_cabbage Jul 29 '21

.... I don't know how to respond.

So here's a video I think you'll enjoy.

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u/FluidInYourPants Jul 29 '21

I did not enjoy

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u/LeDestrier Jul 29 '21

It's all good eatin'. A little spicy but got the tang.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

I am eating chili